to say a 2" long black facial pube can grow overnight from nothing?

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(asking for a friend obviously) i am she is mid 40's and 3 times now, since December a thick, wiry, curled, coarse black hair has erupted overnight.

There is no way it can have been not visible the night/day before- it's in the same place .

Is there such a thing as a super hair (so I can reassure her) she is very fair skinned and not excessively hairy on arms /face etc.

I have to check my nipples every fucking morning in the shower, they grow so fast.

There's one which has started sprouting on my tits, about 2-3 inches away from the edge of you nipples, i.e. it would be visible in a low cut top.

I'm too young for this shit.

Not you nipples (well, maybe), my nipples

Oh Lord. My nipples aren't growing really fast, the dark hairs around then are.

I give up.

*them.

They grow underneath the skin like coiled springs and then one day when they’re fully formed they decide ‘Wahey! Let’s jump out and surprise her!’

I have a black one on my jaw line that isn't there (I check often) and then suddenly is 2cm long

It is never short, no matter how much I search for it. It isn't there, and then it's huge!

When DD was little she used to announce in a loud voice on the crowded bus on the way to nursery "mummy why do you have that big hair on your face? But why, mummy? Why? The big black one..... there, mummy"

Hopefully it will eventually turn white and hide like the one on my chin.

I am a were-EugeneLevy. On a full moon I go to bed perfectly groomed, then suddenly overnight develop EYEBROWS

Notsure can't you get someone to cut them shorter with nail scissors instead of plucking them out?

it's literally one hair, that BOUNCES out in the same place.

in a matter of hours.

Yep I have 2 black ones that always start off in a spot on my chin, I have to pick the spot to free the hairs. And a mystery wispy white one that appears and is about 3 inches long on my forehead when it appears and I know that one happens over night. Weird as fuck.

After my whiskers have started to become more numerous and yes pubey in appearance I have invested in a ladyshave and have a daily shave just like a man. It's not elegant or sexy but it just about stops me looking like Conchita Wurst.

Oh jim in my irrational and permanently over emotional state I’m crying tears of laughter at you. Yes, I said at you. Not with you. So sorry the MP has made me overly confrontational too. Anyway, you bunch of sillies, these hairs don’t ‘grow’, they’re ’planted’ overnight by the Meno fairies.

You're a werewolf.

Obviously.

Doesn't happen to me, maybe coz I am blonde???

I had nipple hair which I have now realised is now gone pity the facial hair wouldn't bugger off to