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To ask which TV/Film characters deserve a slap and a good talking to?

139 replies

MissionItsPossible · 16/02/2018 13:20

Keith Lemon - You are uncouth, unfunny and you make me feel physically sick.

Gilly from Game of Thrones - I know you have been through an awful lot but can you stop talking in that monotone voice and smile for once in your life?

Eleven from Stranger Things - Biscuit

The dad from ITV's recent 3-part drama 'Trauma' - I know you are grieving but you are coming across so unhinged that my sympathy now lies with the surgeon.

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NotASingleFuckToGive · 16/02/2018 20:07

Queen Aslaug from Vikings. Horrible woman, going after a Ragnar, and then having the cheek to flaunt herself in poor Lagertha's face too.

Team Lagertha all the way Grin

DobbyTheFreeElf · 16/02/2018 20:14

Marchella - that whining 'I'm not well'

Anna from Corrie - thank god shes left.

There's more but I can't think of them at the moment.

TheDailyMailLovesTheEUReally · 16/02/2018 20:21

Oh God absolutely Raymond. I hate ELR anyway so leap for the remote whenever it comes on because his whiny, entitled, misogynistic, selfish bullshit is unbearable.

drudgewithagrudge · 16/02/2018 20:22

Madame Bovery stupid girl

Tess of the Durbervilles just get over it.

Ray Barone hanging is too good for him

The police inspector in Father Brown when are you going to realise that FB is always right and you are a swivel eyed loon.

ValleyClouds · 16/02/2018 21:04

God yes to the person who said Hannah in 13 Reasons Why, selfish little bitch, I only got to episode six and couldn't carry on, I also hate the one with the red car who is like sanctimony personified, and the one who "can't come out because she has gay dads" erm, ok.

I find it wholly unbelievable that not one of those kids would have got so spooked or distressed by it that they wouldn't have turned to an adult for them to intervene and sort out

AmyGardnersContemptuousGlare · 16/02/2018 21:08

Will Bailey in series 5 & 6 in The West Wing

slap "Stop being a completely different character than you were in series 4!!!"

stitchglitched · 16/02/2018 21:11

Greys Anatomy-

Owen Hunt- Stop marrying vulnerable women and then sulking because they won't give you a baby. Stop cheating on women. And trying to get women sacked because they are too distracting. And then dumping the one woman who wanted a family because she wasn't 'ambitious' enough for you. Prick.

Jackson Avery- April is fabulous you utter fool. She deserves far better than you and your poisonous mother.

Catherine Avery- poisonous mother above.

Alex Karev- Yeah I like you and your character development but you so deserve to be in prison.

KERALA1 · 16/02/2018 21:11

I so agree with the comment about the dad in trauma. So so annoying whiny yet bullying I was entirely on the doctors side. Why was he so aggressive to the doctor? Wasn't him that stabbed the son he should have gone after the murderers if he went after anyone.

itsmeimcathyivecomehome · 16/02/2018 21:15

Shut up, Meg!!!

IfyouseeRitaMoreno · 16/02/2018 21:26

Abby in ER: You have gorgeous men falling over you and you can't even crack a smile.

Barney from HIMYM: you're a misogynistic twuntfacish player and I hope you catch something.

Ross from Friends: You were NOT on a break!

TooManyPaws · 16/02/2018 21:32

Everyone from Eastenders or the new version of Porridge. Argg, Carrie Bradshaw in SATC and in real life.

James sodding Corden. Johnny Vegas, used to look like he was wearing his scrotum on his face when he had a goatee. Katherine Ryan - get her off The Last Leg; she isn't funny but whining.

The80sweregreat · 16/02/2018 21:32

Yeah. The dad out of Trauma. Even his own wife lost patience! ( love John Simm though)

hotsouple · 16/02/2018 21:33

ROSS POLDARK

goose1964 · 16/02/2018 21:34

I'll take Ross of your hands, we could have epic talks about dinosaurs.

Elizabeth from Poldark, and her second husband

RadicalFern · 16/02/2018 22:04

Oh gosh yes I'd totally slap Poldark. All that brooding and sulking and not talking to his wife and then sulking even more when she doesn't know what he's thinking because he doesn't communicate except in grumpy stares.

AmyGardener I give Will Bailey a bit of a pass. It's hardly his fault he got new writers...

TheHolidayArmadillo · 16/02/2018 22:09

Ross Gellar
Lorelei Gilmore
Mike from Suits

RadicalFern · 16/02/2018 22:11

And Rory Gilmore (from A Year in the Life). She's grown up into a real bitch.

AmyGardnersContemptuousGlare · 16/02/2018 22:13

I give Will Bailey a bit of a pass. It's hardly his fault he got new writers...

I stand by my slap - there is no way s4 Will and s5/6 Will could possibly be the same person.

FrancisCrawford · 16/02/2018 22:15

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MozzchopsThirty · 16/02/2018 22:17

Piper in OITNB
Carrie Bradshaw
Dr Foster
Skyler in breaking bad
Russell in six feet under

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 16/02/2018 22:17

Helen from The Affair

Carrie Bradshaw especially when she expected her friend lend her money for a deposit Shock

bumblebeebunch · 16/02/2018 22:21

Granny Campbell - Hollyoaks.
How is she not already listed!? Shock

tiredbutFuckIt · 16/02/2018 22:22

Will and Grace from...Will and Grace
After slapping them both I tell them to stop going on about how fat they are, how much they eat, how old they are blah blah also they need to stop stealing Karen and Jack’s airtime

AmyGardnersContemptuousGlare · 16/02/2018 22:25

Danny Rand in Iron Fist - stop mansplaining Kung Fu!

Daenerys Targaryen - for God's sake, you don't have to do the "mother of dragons, breaker of chains" speech to everyone who happens to walk by...

puddleduckmummy · 16/02/2018 22:26

Ross Geller, ugh. And also Susan from Friends, cannot stand the snidey bitch. And by association, Carol from Friends because she dated both these people

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