To ask which TV/Film characters deserve a slap and a good talking to?

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Keith Lemon - You are uncouth, unfunny and you make me feel physically sick.

Gilly from Game of Thrones - I know you have been through an awful lot but can you stop talking in that monotone voice and smile for once in your life?

Eleven from Stranger Things -

The dad from ITV's recent 3-part drama 'Trauma' - I know you are grieving but you are coming across so unhinged that my sympathy now lies with the surgeon.

Ross Geller - emotionally abusive and whiny twat.

Carrie Bradshaw - immature, emotionally manipulative and spoiled idiot.

Deanna Troi's Mum from Star Trek TNG - so bossy and annoying.

But most of all...Gregg Wallace. You're a fucking greengrocer love, nobody gives a shit about your food commentary. Watching him gurn away next to a double-Michelin starred chef is excruciating, not least because he appears to genuinely believe that his inanities should carry as much weight and gravitas as Marcus Wareing's opinion...

Both the girls from Black Swan: FGS read a book and eat a sandwich, both of you.

I know GW isn't a fictional character (more's the pity) but he's so fucking annoying he needs a slap regardless!

Qui Gon Jin: stop and think about what you're doing, you self-centred pompous dick. Think you know better than Yoda do you?

I'm rewatching Friends on Netflix and Ross is actually ruining it for me. I've never noticed how awful he is but I've just watched the Mark episodes and was actually seething

Carrie Bradshaw is another self-involved arsehole.

Emily in Gilmore Girls. I know Lorelai behaved badly in the past but Emily is a manipulative bitch. If I were Lorelai, I'd never have spoken to her again after the stunt she pulled with Christopher at the vow renewal.

I couldn't agree more with wanting to smack Gregg Wallace in the face with a shovel. What the fuck does he know compared to professional chefs?

David Emmanuel when he's on Say Yes to the Dress. Stop talking about the royal family, you twat.

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I'm laughing really hard at your Gregg rant

I'm open about my favourite part of Masterchef being the reaction shots of Gregg grinning maniacally for no reason

Lori Grimes from the walking dead. Terrible.

Abby Lockhart from ER.

He's a complete knobber. I love this article from Marina Hyde at the Guardian. She skewers him so precisely.

Once he’s stopped screaming, and swept up the mirror shards and spittle,

The whole Friends gang need a slap. Just totally immature, homophobic, misogynistic bullshit.

I also wanted to knock some sense into the crew in Interstellar when they decide to save time by going to the planet that will take a minimum of several years to get back from (because of time dilation), because it was 'faster' than spending a few months flying to one of the other planets. Which is the shorter time period, a few months or a few years, you fecking imbeciles!

Doctroo you missed out Chris Eccleston - but now the Doctor is a women you might be able to concentrate on the plot - that's usually quiet good as well

Yes yes to Ross Gellar. What a twat.
Rachel's a twat too.

I also can't stand the Detective woman in Lucifer. But that may be jealousy

Lori Grimes, Andrea and Merle from The Walking Dead.

Joffrey. Also Cersei, but I'd be too terrified to actually go up to her.

There are probably more

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What a waste re: Joffrey

Another one: Daniel from Ugly Betty - you are not as special as you think you are and you got to where you are only by the merits of your family

Both Joyce and Culley Barnaby need a damn good thrashing. Drips the pair of them.

Carrie Bradshaw - you are in your late 30s and behave like a 13 year old. Mr Big is utterly boring and Aiden is a dream. Every time one of your friends has a problem or exciting news you have to one up them with your own self created drama

James Corden. Anything with him, I have to turn off/over.

Oh yes! Carrie Bradshaw

Also Hannah from 13 reasons why. There was one reason why. You. We were willing her to do it at the end. So irritating.

Ted moseby.

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WHAT?

Oh and Rory Gilmore. Self obsessed.

Yes! Interstellar - Matt Damon’s character specifically. Absolute bastard. We still haven’t forgiven him. He almost redeemed himself in the Martian. But not quite.

Not TV or film, but Pip from the Archers. Such a pain in the neck, and her parents make her worse by gasping in wonder at the brilliance of everything she does.

Helen in The Archers, I almost sympathised with Rob.

I'd slap Raymond from Everybody Loves Raymond, he's a selfish, spoilt manchild. Deborah could do better, I don't know how she doesn't wrap one of his golf clubs round his head when he's whining in that bloody voice of his!