To want to murder my ex in as slow and painful way as possible?

[Chunkylover]

Joking —I think—

I just need a rant! I’m as calm as calm can be towards him but tonight’s thread is dedicated to his ability to completely fucking re-write history. The smallest of things, the big things.

His brain completely fucking alternates what actually happened.

‘Co-parenting’ with someone with the emotional intelligence of a 10 year old is fucking hard work

Mine has completely disappeared, after I gave an ultimatum, shape up and stop damaging his child, or don’t bother coming round. That was almost 4 yrs ago.

Evil bastard. How hard is it to be a normal dad?! Fucker.

I think mine would be utterly surprised by how little room would be needed in the pit/ furled/ quarry/ poo pit or whatever. How small a space would actually be needed for his body... ‘shown actual size’ rather than in his own head puffed up with his own vain glorious splendour, ego and general godlike pomp. If he could be errr, present at his own burial, I think his last expression would be of incredulity. The hole would fit the smallest of men that is him, the gambler, the thief, the rapist, the abuser of a wife and a son. Not a god.

Disclaimer: as time goes by, I find my feelings fade and his ability to touch me just melts away like frost in the sun. I actually have nothing left for him, no big murderous intent, I only recall what I once felt for him. I feel sadness. I feel a vague affection. I feel pity. And I reserve all my bigger rawer more important emotions for my little baby (who is 7!). No doubt if I saw that same flash of fear go across my baby’s face like before, some of those intense emotions would turn up again, I’d defend my ds to the death. But not for me, because although he certainly hasn’t done it on purpose, he’s given me the best gift he ever could with these years of distance to heal.

@AdoraBell lovely lovely dogs I adore (see what i did there) German Shepherds.

My uncle had 2 as guard dogs appeared vicious, soft as marshmallows.

I'm lucky enough to have decent ex-s; but I'll happily contribute; give an alibi

I'm a good liar...swear Judge she was with me all night...

Please for the love of god, take his batty mother too, she's messaged for the second time today asking if contacts on because she can't seem to understand that DD has the damn chickenpox

It isn't dog that are needed, it is pigs, they will eat everything! So anyone know a pig farmer? If so we, dh and I would like to donate our ex's to the menu.

He isn't worth doing time for so if you do it plan carefully.

I was looking for a business idea, one where there’s an untapped market.

I think I’ve found it!

I spent over a year driving our child there and back every other weekend to his house (2 hour round trip there and back) because he got caught drink driving. I've chopped and changed weekends and days with no notice to suit him at his request, made sure he always had a birthday, Father's Day, Christmas cards and presents since our child was born but he said today I have sabotaged his relationship with them , because I said no to a request from him. Room for one more?

All welcome in the cess pit

Mine has reached new peaks. Even since I posted.

Maybe we can’t roll with the idea of actual manslaughter but I bet there’s a market for dickhead ex top trumps

he is now much improved but his and OWs best efforts were:

we are only having the DCS this weekend to help you out - I worked 7 weekends per year, giving them a years notice and always on what would have been there EOW.

He managed 4 weekends total the first year, 4 the second year and none the final year they were together.

He has now left OW and she thinks she should get all the child maintenance because I earn more than her!!! He even had the balls to ask me if I would consider a reduction - he did not pay for 2 years!!!

Here lie the exes who practiced DARVO strategies against their exes!