AlpacaLypse
All this chatter about aroused sausages has reminded me of that photo of Terry Wogan that was doing the rounds - the one where he's man-spreading on a sofa...
Would you do us all the honor of posting this on our thread? I've outed myself as hopelessly incapable of copying and pasting images, or I'd do it myself 
Failing that, maybe our resident HCBer artist Aridane
could take the morning off, and rustle us one up using commas, hyphens & speech marks?