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To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 22:18

Just that, really?

What do you think?

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 10:17

suppose you're right pickle, they could do with a bit of plumping out, as Arsenal kindly bitch pointed out yesterday.

Anyone got a bike pump?

Should do the trick.

picklemepopcorn · 13/02/2018 10:22

Mine, on the other hand...

((((( . )))))

No pump needed.

Shock
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 10:27

Shock well...erm...they're certainly plump.

Hangs on a sec

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 10:29

( ( X) )

What you reckon? Yay or nay?

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 10:31

Bit lob sided. Try again.

( ( X ) )

There we go.

picklemepopcorn · 13/02/2018 11:26

Perfect. Just right. Now stop hoiking them so hard.

Love that autocorrect thinks you are honking them...

educatingarti · 13/02/2018 13:11

Pickle - of course it is real butter. I am a proper HCBer, none of your HCB lite malarkey here.

Bahhhhhumbug · 13/02/2018 13:24

Well being one of the 'they did the have them in my day, l had to get two buses with a buggy and a toddler and a week's shopping brigade' (yeah yeah l know it needs work) then l am clearly going to agree and even encourage you Grin

Bahhhhhumbug · 13/02/2018 13:25

'did'nt'.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 13:54

Anyone for coffee and cake? Not a HCB in sight so had to make do with a lemon curd muffin. Hmm

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 13:56

I did park in a parent and child space!
and I'm not even wearing heels. Wink

TheSassyAssassin · 13/02/2018 14:00

Just in garden centre having soup and cheese scone....tried p&c spaces but full cos it's half-term and hell on earth here. Lemon curd muffin sounds good...but OMG...lemon curd on a HCB? Now that could be an amazing thing!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 14:15

You maybe onto something there sassy.

( ( X ) ) HCB ( ( X ) )

TheSassyAssassin · 13/02/2018 14:22

I don't know why it has hasn't crossed my mind before...toasted...lemon...gooey HCB heaven!

( x ) 🍋 ( x ) ❤

picklemepopcorn · 13/02/2018 16:33

My mouth is watering...

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 19:00

It's HCB pancake time!

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
TheSassyAssassin · 13/02/2018 19:12

Wow! I have stack envy!!! EnvyGrin

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 19:16

Took me flipping ages searching Google images to make them. Grin

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 13/02/2018 19:16

PaulCalf Humbug nice to see some new faces...help yourselves to a placard and a brew.

Grin

Arti Star for the ( x )s
Pickle Star for the Brews and Biscuit

Comrades...

Ahem!

If I could have your attention please....

Am I going to have to go and fetch my clipboard, or are we actually going to stop having fun procrastinating, and arrange some sort of agenda for change.....

Ooh I like the sound of that, agenda for change.....now...where is my clipboard....... .

Pah...what am I like, it's right here under my arm!

Hmm
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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 13/02/2018 19:17

Bloody hell - that was a long post, even by my standards!

Sorry everyone!

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 13/02/2018 19:19

Einstein did you really make them? Shock Envy

Star either way - for making, or rummaging through AridaneStar's collection

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 19:22

Yup I certainly did make them did I shite.

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 13/02/2018 19:27

I've just checked in my afternoon register, and *AridaneStar has been awol since 7:55am this morning....neither hide nor hair.....no note, nothing.

This is most out of character!

AridaneStar are you there? Send some sort of sign if you can.

Also...has anyone seen Our( x )Dawn?

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 19:30

Ahem, excuse me Arsenal but what exactly is our agenda for change?

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 13/02/2018 19:30

Thanks for letting me indulge in my role play, HCBers loving the way no one's taking me on Grin, just ignoring me & letting me get on with it....

I remind myself of those mad old sailors in the roof of the house in ....oh flip ...is it Mary Poppins or another of Dick Van Dykes films? Or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

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