To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Just that, really?

What do you think?

Because I can!

It's so soft and squishy

Does this sausage get more aroused or is this it do you think? Slightly disappointing.

Quick....show it your buns!

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Ah bugger, can't believe I've been rejected by a fucking sausage!

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I wouldn't be too disappointed Einstein. They don't look much to write home about.

Viagra sausages! That's the answer!

Or is it. Is one meant to be aroused by the sausages or are the sausages meant to be aroused themselves?

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No idea what the ? was for

Sup bitches???

Finished 'work' now. I can come out and play for a bit.

Here's my droopys

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So, any more plans for war?

I'm feeding missile baby banana porridge as we speak. We shall have weapons by tomorrow morning! ⏳

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Prepare the super soakers!

Come off it Funko, we all know you wap them droopys out at 'work'.

Or is it 'WORK'?

FYI you need to NC to Dunkirk auto correct isn't keen on Funko.

HCB woo hoo!

Settled down with posh pinksters and fevertree tonic. If only there was an HCB to go with it.

Not really, I'm happy with chocolate!

But is it really chocolate?

Sniff it vvv carefully before eating.

I'd have someone's eye out if I walloped my chesticles out.

Not because they are perky and pointy mind. Couple of boulders!

Beer on the go in the Funko household. It's been one of those days.

Edit: not sure why I bolded my own name.

I am pleased to report that my picture posting privileges have been reinstated.

At the risk of outing Arsenals and getting this thread deleted for privacy reasons - and getting banned in the process - I am posting a picture of Arsenals at her keyboard frustrated at not getting an HCB emoticon

I'm pleased to reassure you Einstein, the chocolate passed muster. As did the .

Awesome picture there, Aridane. Love the buns.

Don't worry arsenal, if you are feeling outed by Aridane's picture, just wear your hair differently. No one will ever recognise you.

Good to,see you, pickle

Aridane.....did you do that portrait of moi yourself?

It's fucking brilliant!

And I wish I did look like that if I may say so, captures my angular jaw, slender neck and glossy hair to perfection.

Apologies for the fucked off angst ridden expression on my face.

But I know that all us HCBers feel the same...that we can't properly relax and uncrease our furrowed brows until justice has been done, until we have received the respect and recognition that we deserve.

HCB!

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Oh gosh no, Arsenals - images pilfered online. Wish I could sketch like that - would be awesome!!!!!

Let me rephrase : I curated the image from a selection online