For making dp order takeaway when I caught him double dipping :O :O

[ItsAllABitStrangeReally]

Apparently I am.

I was stood talking to him and it was one of those did I just see that moments.

Not only does he have a stinking but he licked the fucking spoon out the curry then plonked it back in to stir it. Potentially killing us all in the process. Absolute minger.

Apparently everyone does it (( they don't))

So AIBU in making him order takeaway from the rather amazing curry house up the road ?? lets face It, takeaway curry always tastes better and I have the perfect excuse

Sparkling, they're all just jealous of my impromptu takeaway.

Message, we went for

Keema naan.

Naga chicken

Lamb bhuna

Chicken biryani

Portion of mushroom rice.

A stack of popadomms with chutney

And no doubt the bag of sweaty salad they always send. (( hasn't arrived yet ))

And a bottle of diet coke (( don't want to be getting fat ))

Zigzag, I actually read that comment to my oh. He said

I can just see me in front of a judge. Your honour, id like a divorce because my wife made me eat a takeout curry.

He practically had his face in the Damn thing, which by the way id made !!

God i thought you meant something else when you said you caught him double dipping.

I absolutely hate the practice of tasting food and then putting the spoon back in. YANBU.

If you'd have only eaten the plague ridden curry and carked it you could have saved him the hassle of having to divorce you, Strange.

So, so selfish of you, the poor man

Agentzigzag, yes but not from tasting on a spoon, that's what I meant. Anyway the heat would kill the viruses.

Agent, exactly. I've saved both of us. Let's face It, freezer food is lucky to be seen again.

He's lucky to have it at all. This is a man who scoffs packets of love heart sweets without reading the messages out. Fucking heathen

Meh,wouldn't bother me either (maybe would more if really did have a stinking cold though!)
I figure if one of us has a cold we're going to get it anyway, lol.

Meh if you sleep with him then his cold germs will be all.over you anyway

YABSoU it's not true.

I think some people take the concept of sharing everything when in a relationship a little too far... He can keep his germy bodily fluids, thanks!

To the people that say colds are passed by air.. That's not true. They are passed by droplets of bodily fluid that are airborne - but they are also passed by those same bodily fluids if they aren't airborne.