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Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 10/02/2018 11:08

Or is it just my rubbish internet failing to refresh itself?

The so called "Hot cross buns crime" Discussion of the day has been a discussion of the day since Monday!

Does anyone else get annoyed at this?

Preparing myself for being told to "get a life," etc!

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educatingarti · 11/02/2018 20:29

AIBU to name my baby Then we can all chip in with other suggestions.

" What about Martin Troll, Op since he has such beautiful red hair"

SneakyGremlins · 11/02/2018 20:29

Adolf?

ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 20:29

Oh yes ...I'd forgotten SneakyGremlins . You're right!

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 20:31
ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 20:32

The short list...

AIBU to park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

Aibu that my neighbour threw a snowball at my naked arse?

Please vote either high heels or naked arse HCBers

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 20:34

we could try for both and see which one is most controversial.

Aridane · 11/02/2018 20:36

I’ve been away for a while and we’re now at 885 posts - only 115 to go before we reach 1,000

Hooray for the HCB replacement thread

Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!
educatingarti · 11/02/2018 20:38

Naked Arse if you can come up with a really plausible back story for it!

ScreamingValenta · 11/02/2018 20:39

What about AIBU to be mad that my neighbour threw a Hot Cross Bun at my naked arse Wink?

MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 20:40

No hbc!

SneakyGremlins · 11/02/2018 20:40

I vote high heels!

Funko · 11/02/2018 20:41

Heels! Nipples needs to be in the op as well.
Perhaps the purpose of said supermarket visit is to buy hot cross buns!

See what I did there? Genius me.

Aridane · 11/02/2018 20:42

Ooh, 888 posts - what a nice number - waiting though for 999

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 20:45

AIBU to fire pooping baby missiles at the aroused sausage invaders?

Aridane · 11/02/2018 20:45

Come now - we don’t want to be goady fuckers be, do we?

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 20:46

AIBU to think arsenal is a fecking HCB troll?

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 20:48

AIBU to park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

It's really snowy this evening and I keep sliding over in my heels. I have a real hankering for hot cross buns. I'm 3 days late.
I've already had a shit time trying to get to the shop, as I was leaving my bastard neighbour hit my arse with a snowball and now I have a wet skirt.

NoNoCharlieRascal · 11/02/2018 20:48

Sorry but if you want to win mn atm you need a cf trans neighbour...also they should self identify as a lesser spotted purple goat who eats gregs aroused sausage rolls and slightly less arousing pom bears while chugging a fruit shoot at a too early hour.

Simples, see.

Aridane · 11/02/2018 20:49

Oh god - the trauma I have endured in googling an image for ‘aroused sausage’ ...

Hmm Blush
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SneakyGremlins · 11/02/2018 20:50

Grin Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease do the heels!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 20:50

Ooohh Aridane now I'm intrigued.

Off to Google aroused sausages.

Aridane · 11/02/2018 20:51

You want heels 👠?.

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MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 20:51

If I’m ios, switch to private...

MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 20:52

If on!

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