Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!

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Or is it just my rubbish internet failing to refresh itself?

The so called "Hot cross buns crime" Discussion of the day has been a discussion of the day since Monday!

Does anyone else get annoyed at this?

Preparing myself for being told to "get a life," etc!

Hi can I join in and be the hostage negotiator? I'm also good at negotiating upgrades from coach class to business. It's important to have proper rest when travelling to war zones.

I'm now drinking beer and practising sniping on Ps4.

Not cleaning the house or doing laundry.

Exactly the typical Mumsy mum me...

Does drinking beer sharpen your sniper skills Funko?
Just curious as walked into DM's and she immediately handed me a glass of Bailey's. Not even got my coat off yet!

Hostage negotiator could be handy circle

Einstein she sounds like the kind of Mum I need!

You're welcome to pop round middle.

She's plying me with alcohol, home made spud pie and 2 different deserts. I told her I was giving everything up for lent so she's ensuring I have my fill before Wednesday.

😂 what’s she going to put in your pancakes?

I'll be sniffing my coffee for JD while I'm here.

She's just topped my glass up. DB is

So sick because he’s bladder Ed already?

Er... bladdered

My aim always improves with beer... like playing pool

No chance it was meant to be envy. He's only had a small glass, mine is a large and she's already topping me up.

Going to kick DC off the Xbox and see if my aims improved.

What are you going to play? We haven’t set up our consoles since we moved. Haven’t played much since DD.

Well they're currently playing on Fortnite but the only games we have with snipers in is Halo and COD and I'm shite at both so if I can hit the enemy I've definitely improved.

I’m crap at them

I'm playing Fortnite! Definitely had snipers. And mini guns and cross bow

I've never played it but DC's are on it now. My turn next!

I can never aim right. I’m more a sims type. Morrowind at best.

I've played COD a few times but the zombie levels scare me. I get really worked up, screaming at them to fucking die when backed into a corner.

Great practice for fighting aroused sausages.

How many more posts Aridane?

right. How we all doing?

We want an equation this time, Aridane

Still waiting for a HCB aroused sausage smiley MNHQ!

Surely this glittery shit could be easily replaced with a pooping baby missile.

Tea time!!!