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Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 10/02/2018 11:08

Or is it just my rubbish internet failing to refresh itself?

The so called "Hot cross buns crime" Discussion of the day has been a discussion of the day since Monday!

Does anyone else get annoyed at this?

Preparing myself for being told to "get a life," etc!

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 15:23

I mean who wouldn't want to post an aroused sausage smiley? A football smiley?...nah we want aroused sausages!

Aridane · 11/02/2018 15:26

580 posy - only 420 to go before the thread is full

Aridane · 11/02/2018 15:28

Posts, not posy

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 15:28

B&Q is a pit of evil

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 15:30

Depressingly I have to leave. Sad

I hope to see a full thread when I return later.

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 15:30

I want an aroused sausage smiley so so badly.

@MNHQ you know it makes sense.

And a HCB

And a pooping baby missile

Glitterballs??

I spit on your Glittery balls

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 15:31

bye Einstein's :(

MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 15:33

Late to the party! I’m having a low day. This might help distract my brain!

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 15:33

Everyone's leaving us Sad

Funko · 11/02/2018 15:37

IM back!

Hair is disappointingly, a normal shade of dark chocolate brown.

Which is a darker than my mid brown natural hair originally.

And DEFINITELY NOT the blonde the box implied it would be.

Weird custardy dye!

Oh well. As I don't need to go out for emergency hair dye... I shall have a beer.

Cheers!

Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!
LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 15:39

Woo hoo people!!

Funko good call.

MiddleClass are you prepared to take up arms and fight with us in our brave struggle against the invading aroused sausages??
These HCBs won't protect themselves.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 15:40

oooo dh is back. I need to. pretend I've been working, quick!

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 15:41

Funko I'm just about to dye mine blue...

MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 15:42

I’ll be honest, if I put my arms up I might take out a few people anyway. The sausage better not give me that stink eye.

MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 15:45

Lana I’ve got some purple to put on the ends of mine at some point. It makes SMIL freak out that I’m not conforming and wearing a wrap in cold weather

Aridane · 11/02/2018 15:51

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LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 15:54

MiddleClass she'd love me!!

Blue dreadhawk
Tatts
Piercings

Maybe I could come and give her a shock??

Jump out and go "boo"
Grin

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 15:56

So we've got Funko as sniper.
OYBBK has the tank division.
MiddleClass and her super arms.
Arsenal is clearly the General as it's her thread.
Einsteins egg surprise.
Charlies pooping baby missile.

I need a weapon...

MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 15:59

Aridane and a ewe

MiddleClassProblem · 11/02/2018 16:01

FYI my arms are less the weapon than my pits...

Aridane · 11/02/2018 16:03

And we are now at 600 posts!

Aridane · 11/02/2018 16:03

Only 400 to go before thread is full

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 16:08

Get your sledges out HCBers, arm yourselves with baby poop, it's snowing here!

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