Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Or is it just my rubbish internet failing to refresh itself?

The so called "Hot cross buns crime" Discussion of the day has been a discussion of the day since Monday!

Does anyone else get annoyed at this?

Preparing myself for being told to "get a life," etc!

F2f xxx zzz zzz

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I have deficient nipples!

Experiment with nipples..... failed.

Did I say nipples? I meant toe. Whoops.

I am ktyping thtis with mu nipplr

....but I now have milk on my phone 😂

Actually Lana maybe F2f xxx zzz zzz is nipple code for communicating with aroused sausages.
Pretty impressive.

I am impressed by your nipple skills Charlie

I bow to your superior nippling.

Almost half way to a full thread woo hoo!

Oooh .....wonder if all the aroused sausages have just got the call??

Maybe I have started the sausage invasion?!

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Autocorrect now suggests sausage every time I start typing aroused!

Better get the tanks loaded up with hard shit missiles just in case of invasion.

Why isn't my fucking house clean? Bunch of fucking let downs you lot turned out to be!

And where's my oven? There appears to be a smell coming from my understairs too.

In other news, im my friend is pretty sure hair dye was not ambrosia. But is currently too scared to look and is sitting with a towel upon head.

Trying to catch up with thread... who are we at war with? Can I be a sniper? I'm great at sniping on Fortnite Battle Royale. I am no good at building bases though. I always pick the wrong wall/floor/stair/roof option at the crucial moment.

Just call me snipey mcfunko

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500 posts, 500 more to go. Arsenal must be thrilled with what she’s unleashed

But but but....
I did dust your understairs for you
Just ignore the dead body....

And if the police come I was never here....

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lana I have an awesome scope on this sniper and I can see you hiding in that bush. And I can see your nipples ( o )( o )

I think we are at war with OYBBK.

There is a very good chance she is a certain tiny dictator.

And my nipples have accidentally summoned the invasion of aroused sausages.