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Mumsnet "Discussions of the day" more like "Discussions of the week"!

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 10/02/2018 11:08

Or is it just my rubbish internet failing to refresh itself?

The so called "Hot cross buns crime" Discussion of the day has been a discussion of the day since Monday!

Does anyone else get annoyed at this?

Preparing myself for being told to "get a life," etc!

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LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 14:12

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NoNoCharlieRascal · 11/02/2018 14:12

England too Sad but I can change my IP to Mexico if it will help.

I think the quiche has turned to charcoal...It's lovely and black, now it matches the oven. No cleaning required!

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 14:12

If you can't beat em.....

TellsEveryoneRealFacts · 11/02/2018 14:14

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NoNoCharlieRascal · 11/02/2018 14:14

Also no aroused sausage sandwiches for lunch. Poor ds just did the hardest shit going, could be a weapon. I'm thinking prune and pear with oranges to dip. Yummers.

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Aridane · 11/02/2018 14:14

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LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 14:15

Fuck.

Gotta go do my hair.

Can I post and bleach at the same I wonder?

NoNoCharlieRascal · 11/02/2018 14:16

lana a nose or a nipple works well on a touch screen, multi task!

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 14:17

A hard shit would make an excellent missile for my new tank.

Aridane · 11/02/2018 14:17

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NoNoCharlieRascal · 11/02/2018 14:17

Did you know that Lana backwards is Anal? Grin

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 14:17

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LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 14:18

DP would fucking love that!

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 14:18

balls

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 14:18

Charlie Grin

Well.....

Aridane · 11/02/2018 14:19

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LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 14:19

Balls deep OYBBK??

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 14:19

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Aridane · 11/02/2018 14:20

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 14:20

apparently we are gardening again :(

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 11/02/2018 14:22

I know I'm a fucking genius and all but I can't seem to copy and paste Aridane's post.

Joins Anal ahem, I mean Lana. Whips boobs out and tries to post with nipple.

Nope it's just not happening. Maybe I need new nips?

OhYouBadBadKitten · 11/02/2018 14:22

Aridane is a natural.

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 11/02/2018 14:23

So far today I have drawn on an egg an am about to attempt typing with my nipples.

DPs going to think I've completely lost it.

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