I am self identifying as very good looking

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I self identify as the Archbishop of Canterbury. I'm going to wear a dress, espouse male privilege whilst claiming not to, and subscribe to all sorts of delusional magical thinking.

I identify as Henry VIII. That's not a smooth chin, it's a "lady beard".

Give me all your land and money or I'll execute you.

NOWWWW!

I'm self identifying as a top class gymnast. I feel that I am one, its just a feeling inside of me, so I am one. What do you mean, I have to be able to perform top class gymnastic moves? How very dare you, you gymnastaphobes.

I self identify as a magician. I believe I can do actual magic and have felt magical from an early age. If you state magic isn’t real or point out any sleight of hand as I attempt a basic trick then that is literal violence to me and worse than any actual violence.

I demand a place at the centre of the magic circle despite my lack of training or input. I should also be the main character on The Worst Witch but it will be called The Best Witch because I’m best. I’m sure there’s other stuff but I mostly want to waft around in robes telling Dynamo he’s doing it wrong. Oh and I want to go to Hogwarts.

I think we all self-identify sometimes

I went througha period of self identifying as Czechoslovakian once. They had to abolish the country to stop me.

I self identify as an 80 year old. This year I plan to set a new record marathon place for an octogenarian and qualify for the world championship Ironman in Hawaii. Heck I'll probably win my age group there too. If anyone suggests I might have a physical advantage over the other octogenarian entrants I'll shout about how there are always some people who are taller, or stronger, or more athletic than others and this is no different, and that they literally seek to erase me.

I self identify as the Prime Minister

That’s right, I feel I should be and certainly know what needs be done and have lots of pairs of shoes

I'm self identifying as Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy.would love to win an award for being the best surgeon.😌

I am self identifying as all of the identies that were/are/will ever be.

I claim them all. Because.

Identities tit

I'm 43, but I think I'll self identify as 18 and go back to being a student .

I came very close to identifying as a bloke this evening just to use the gents - I was at the theatre and the queue for the ladies was round several corners and half way down a flight of stairs as usual, but by the time the queue went past the door to the gents I could see two totally empty cubicles in there. Sadly DD did not feel masculine enough to join me so I stuck it out with her.

Were you at her majesty’s theatre in london per chance exex? (that toilet situation sounds familiar )

Haha I had this thought when I was at the panto over Xmas. I was VERY tempted to self-ID as a man for 5 mins to use the men’s toilet as there was no queue vs the ladies’ which was 20 strong

I'm self identifying as a tiger. If anyone tries to tell me I'm not because I don't look like one then there will be hell to pay. I feel like a tiger therefore I am. I have painted stripes on, so I'm obviously a tiger now. If you don't like it you will be no-platformed. If the other tigers don't want to fuck me, then they are clearly transphobes.

I'm self identifying as the old lady who wears purple and spits. At night i brush my teeth and get into bed and eat nougat. I've stopped wearing bras and i smoke in the bath.

I self identify as Cillian Murphy's wife. I'm on my way home right now. Woe betide anyone who tries to get in my way.

No, ladymcladycrisps, different theatre, but I'm pretty sure it is the same situation every night at every theatre in the country...

SMERF

I have been born in the wrong country. Therefore I identify as s Spaniard. Specifically from Majorca. —I really do. But I’m never going to be recognised and now because of bloody Brexit, my sombrero wearing maraca playing days dont mean anything.—

I'm self identifying as India Willoughby but as a proper lady. Or do i mean David Walliams? Oh and I'm pretty and don't look like a man with long hair.

SMERF 🤣🤣

I self identify as "All Things to All People" because I am entitled to my preferred treatment available to any group at any time.

Yes, that's correct. Man, Woman, Cat, Sausage Roll, Olympic skiier, Queen....I am what I want, when I want it, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.