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Singles table at the Spa

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LimberlostGirl · 04/02/2018 14:19

Just returned from a 2 night stay at a spa (thank you DH, lovely late Christmas present). When I went down for dinner the first night I was told that I would be sat at the ‘Singles’ table as this was what people liked. I said I would prefer a table on my own to be told this was not convenient as the place was already laid for me. I spent a rather tedious dinner making small talk with people I didn’t know or wish to know. Lots of discussion about treatments they were having. I won’t go into detail but the words colonic and irrigation came up at one point. Also debate about a couple of celebrities staying there, all ‘Oo she looks awful without make up, blimey isn’t she fat’ etc. As I left the dining room I found the room host or whatever they call them and said again I would like to sit alone for future meals.

Following morning placed again at the singles table so I said no and reminded the staff member of our conversation and another table was laid up for me with a lot of huffing and puffing. Every meal time was a battle between me and the room host dragon over seating.

As I checked out I was asked how my stay had been so I said about the meal arrangements and the receptionist said ‘Oh yes we heard that someone had been very difficult about our seating policy’.

What do others think? WIBU to ask for a table to myself? I have complained about the receptionist’s attitude already.

OP posts:
DreamyMcDreamy · 04/02/2018 19:38

Never been, but thinking about it, how can they force you to sit with people if you don't want to?
Surely they'd give you some choice. Hmm

AlexaAmbidextra · 04/02/2018 19:50

Ok Royal. We get the picture - you are a regular at Champneys and undoubtedly you are on first name terms with all the staff because they look forward to your visits so much. Hmm. If, as is obvious you disbelieve the OP, why don't you cut the crap and report via the normal channels?

Talith · 04/02/2018 19:52

"Call me Bubbles darling!"

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 19:55

I am allowed to question the OP Alexa, I’m not breaking any talk guidelines.

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 20:07

If OP’s account is exactly as it happened then she should 100% complain.

However, if it is not quite on the level then it needs to be made clear. Otherwise it is potentially a libellous thread. More than one poster has said that they have been put off ever going to Champneys because of OP’s experience.

Lalliella · 04/02/2018 20:22

Talith Grin Grin

Royal what would be the point of OP inventing a story about being forced to sit on a singles table? That doesn’t make any sense. Do you have shares in Damp Knees?

HunterofStars · 04/02/2018 20:42

This would be my idea of hell. I would have either asked to move or got my tablet out and ignored them.

If I get to go to a spa then I want peace and silence not forced small talk.

QueenArseClangers · 04/02/2018 20:51

I’m here Damp Knee’s!

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 20:57

Haha. that actually made me laugh a lot Queen
Grin

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 20:57

I admit it. I am the real-life Bubbles! Grin

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 20:59

Darling...

Amanduh · 04/02/2018 21:17

Royal you seem obsessed with defending Champneys honour.
But anyway, I went to Tring, and the customer service was shit. Like they had no time to bother talking to you. I didn’t get a tour either! I would never have gone if somebody else hadn’t paid, and their ‘ we want tonplace people in a new context, encourage and motivate you.. to reflect on your lifestyle, and translate healthy thoughts’ shite if you wanted wine was annoying!

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 21:27

Nope. Not obsessed with defending Champney’s honour. If it is true that OP was forced to sit on the shared table against her wishes then she should absolutely complain. I have said this several times.

However, if it was more a case of OP going along with being seated on the communal table despite secretly not wanting to, then I’m uncomfortable with an untruthful account besmirching (yes, I said besmirching Grin) their reputation.

QueenArseClangers · 04/02/2018 22:24

Grin can’t believe I’ve outed someone on MN!

Gazelda · 04/02/2018 22:25

I must say that my experiences of Champneys Tring are more like Royals than OP's.
Welcome fruit cocktail and breakfast items, personal tour and map. I get asked for my preferred choice of lunch booking time on arrival. Friendly staff. Relaxed atmosphere. Attentive therapists. Fabulous food. Choice of seating arrangement at dinner. Great cafe bar. Amazing grounds. Tired decor. Complimentary flip flop slippers.
Their website is shite, I complain about it every time I book.
I hope this thread doesn't do unjust damage to their reputation.

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 22:28

Queen dahhhling, be a dear and get me my brassiere. No, not that one dahling, the one with the matching slippers...

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 22:31

I totally agree with about about their rubbish website @Gazelda 😡

I get the rage just thinking about it

SunnySkiesSleepsintheMorning · 04/02/2018 23:25

Why are those of us who didn’t have perfect experiences not allowed to share? I’ve been a couple of times, albeit not to Tring, and wasn’t that impressed. Some of the food was greasy, the building looked shabby in places and the customer service was average for what they charge. Compared to other places, I don’t think it’s good value for money. Tough tits if they find that offensive. It’s a honest review.

Royalfuckup · 04/02/2018 23:34

No-ones saying you shouldn’t share a bad experience Sunny.

But the OP’s gripe was about being forced to share a table against her will.

And if true, she absolutely ought to complain. But if not, it’s defamatory.

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