mumonashoestring People are beasts. One office I used to work in was secured access, so the person who kept going into the toilets and carefully putting the lid down to shit on had to have worked there. The cleaners took all the lids off, and she started shitting in the sanpro bin - cue no collection company touching us with a bargepole and all the bins having to be removed.
OMFG. You have to seriously wonder why? Did they enjoy the beauty of their own turds? Were they works of art that they thought everyone else should take a good old gander at? Fuck's sake that's rank.
I've spent a lot of time working in public services buildings - not hospitals - these buildings are in no way accessible to the public I might add. The toilets in them have been horrific at times. Shit on the seat, the floor, the cubicle walls. The toilets have been blocked with turds and people deliberately forcing paper and sanitary products down them so that they backup and flood. It was always my favourite day when I went to the toilet to find turds floating around by the door. Biohazard tape put up on the cubicle. I hate it when people don't use the toilet brush to get rid of skidmarks as well. And please, women, don't leave blood all over the place, WTF is wrong with you?
There was one day when I was in the toilets and a cleaner let out a mini scream. I went to make sure that she was okay and in one of the other cubicles she had found an entire shit stuck to the side wall. Unless people can defy gravity, a woman had to scoop that thing out of her arse and place it there.
The last time I went to St. George's hospital in London I used the toilet in my outpatients clinic and it stank so badly of vomit as well as being so hot (the clinic was not) I thought that I was going boak everywhere. A quick clean of that toilet would have got rid of that god-awful smell, which, trust me, was far worse than the stench of bleach. I couldn't get the smell of vomit out of my nostrils for ages.