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To think 6 year olds should not be wearing this

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welliments · 01/02/2018 17:57

Merchandise from a major dance show at the excel centre in London next month. They sell these, and tshirts from age 6 up.

I’m going to have to explain to a 10 year old why she can’t have a jumper...

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welliments · 01/02/2018 21:15

I thank you

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AlexanderHamilton · 01/02/2018 21:16

I saw that slogan on t shirts by IDS at least 10 years ago.

Attitude is a ballet position. It's a bit like an arabesque but with a bent leg.

DreamyMcDreamy · 01/02/2018 21:16

You just keep totally contradicting yourself...

Confused

nope.

Mumsnetters do it up the arse at Centre Parcs

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IMightMentionGriddlebone · 01/02/2018 21:16

Mumsnetters do it with a scarf.

NataliaOsipova · 01/02/2018 21:17

Still can't believe Maybeline getting away with it all these years...

The "maybe she's born with it?". That's another reasonably well known saying (meaning "naturally attractive") which is made clear by the context of the advert.....

TheGoldenBowl · 01/02/2018 21:17

The vehemence with which a few posters object to the very suggestion of something's offensiveness always outweighs the OP's own strength of feeling about the potential offensiveness Grin

FamilyFeuding · 01/02/2018 21:17

Love the sweatshirt, I'll take my creative commission in gin WinkWine

welliments · 01/02/2018 21:17

bluemirror
dreamymcdreamy

So, knowing what other people will think this jumper means. You would still let your 6 year old wear it, yes?

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NataliaOsipova · 01/02/2018 21:19

Attitude is a ballet position. It's a bit like an arabesque but with a bent leg.

It is. But you refer to being "in" attitude. Or possibly use it as a noun. 'WIth" attitude makes no sense in that context.

welliments · 01/02/2018 21:19

familyfeuding
I think we could be onto a winner

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welliments · 01/02/2018 21:20

thegoldenbowl

Tread carefully with the professionally unoffended.

It’s a necessity of their role to turn a blind eye to their own outrage and offence.

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BlueMirror · 01/02/2018 21:21

Would you let your child wear a Nike t-shirt?

welliments · 01/02/2018 21:22

Are you dodging the question bluemirror?

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Nottheduchessofcambridge · 01/02/2018 21:22

Natalia, nobody is saying that “attitude” is not a ballet position. It’s the rest of the wording that’s the problem.

NataliaOsipova · 01/02/2018 21:23

Would you let your child wear a Nike t-shirt?

I probably wouldn't. But I don't like things with slogans on and I particularly hate "branding" children. I'd prefer the pink hoody, which is just a bit tasteless rather than anything else.

BlueMirror · 01/02/2018 21:24

Are you welliments?

BoobleMcB · 01/02/2018 21:24

I would. I'd also let them wear Nike and eat McDonalds

NataliaOsipova · 01/02/2018 21:25

Natalia, nobody is saying that “attitude” is not a ballet position. It’s the rest of the wording that’s the problem.

....as I've been saying right through this thread! It's a pretty obvious double entendre.

Neverender · 01/02/2018 21:28

Yes, but I need the Centre Parcs jumper Wink

JamButtyLand · 01/02/2018 21:31

Well this thread has shown how many people post without rtft!
Op’s Mind is not in the gutter. Over a decade of seeing this “joke” makes it the first thing you read it as if you were of a certain age at the time.
It is very much about what other people think not what the child thinks and I would not want to encourage a perv who did understand the old joke to think of my child in the process

MyToeHurtsBetty · 01/02/2018 21:31

Mumsnetters do it with Stunt Pineapples

welliments · 01/02/2018 21:33

bluemirror

I’m not dodging at all.

It’s just that I asked first, several times and you didn’t reply.

And I did ask the question that the thread was about.

But in the interests of being genial, here is my reply...

No, I wouldn’t let my 10 year old wear a Nike top full stop. I’m pretty consistent in my beliefs. mainly because ethically I don’t like Nike. I also don’t like the idea of a 10 year old walking round in a top that says just do it.

And you?

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IMightMentionGriddlebone · 01/02/2018 21:33

Mumsnetters do it with a penis beaker?

welliments · 01/02/2018 21:34

That one’s upthread griddlebone

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IMightMentionGriddlebone · 01/02/2018 21:35

Well, bugger! Or possibly "well Center Parcs!"