lighthearted
DP always takes at least 20 minutes in the toilet if it's a poo. My exes were all the same, my brother and my dad are the same. Me, my mum, my daughters, none of us take this long routinely. Of course there is the occasional time it takes longer. And I know some people will have medical conditions that may mean they take longer. But it seems like most men take ages to crap and most women don't??
Why do these men take so long to crap? What do they do in there? And most importantly, am I missing out? Should I be spending this long taking a dump?