Aibu:our holiday..

[Tinkofhousepan]

Long time lurker here (but found my confidence through sneakiness of my cat/dark Lord/ ovelord)... stately homes observer, mexican house theif etc etc) don't like people that take advantage. I meant £150+ to one of my best friend d's before Xmas. He paid it back within the week and now comes in for a tea or7 this is my AIBU. He is a lovely guy. Has young and stupid, but still he honours how word

Yes to the holiday
No to tea
Yes, you abvu by finding confidence through sneakiness of your cat/dark lord as this never, ever ends well. Everyone knows that cats only ever tell us what they think we want to hear.
LTB

@MaggieFS

Penguin bollards! Of course

I think Tenerife is nice this time of year.

I am a Doge. I will eat the cat for breakfast if that would help the situation.

still he honours how word

Does he honour Howard and, if so, who is Howard? I’m intrigued by this whole thing. It is as if the message has been put through the Google translator, and translated back into a kind of English. Anyway, I think you should ask him to move his car away from your driveway and then LTB.

You should have cancelled the cheque!

Ive just nearly wet myself reading this thread!
Is OP in bed with a hangover I wonder!

We have this problem with DS's necrons.

When you take the commander out of the barge is he a lord or an overlord?

I find myself debating the fictional properties of a 2" piece of plastic on a regular basis and for far too long, and muttering to myself "what is the strength of the lord? What is the toughness of the lord?".

In truth it makes very little difference.

Have you moved the dead wasp yet?

I got there first! (Second post)

Next time he comes round for a tea (or 7) you must give him some cake and say "now have this, then fuck off"

KingLooie I now have posession of the Lord.

Mwah haha.

Right, time for tea...

Laguna fancies the cat
Laguna fancies the sweet young lad and is jealous of the cat

I should stop drinking

cool story bro

What kind of tea? Does he like a spoon or a lump? Full fat or skimmed? Cup or mug?

More Gin anyone ? 😂

I've not been well.

Just posting to see if the reveal is good. Not hopeful.

Que?

Yes please sugarpie
Also pondering the strike throughs, as mine look like —this—.

Because Maui.

Yes. No. Maybe.