To not remember putting a condom in Dps glove box

[TiffyTiffTiff]

DO came home from work today and after his usual 45 minute after-work-shit routine came into the kitchen, chuckled and grabbed his wallet,pulling out a condom and declaring he had found it in his glove box and 'couldn't remember whywe Put it in there'.
I laughed at his use of we and said why would I put a condom in your car? He chuckled again and left to go to his moms.

I'm left here completely confused. We have no use for condoms In the car and I definitely didn't put it there so why was It there in the first place? Why did he bring it up? Please help me make sense of it!

I do so hope the Daily Mail pick this up.

One Condom, it could have fallen out of your bag for all we know and been under the seat.. and he picked it up and put it in the Glovebox.
You don't remember seeing it in the glove box, but since you weren't looking for that a the time , it could have been in there.
You have no reason to think he was is or intends to cheat.
He has no reason to think you are will, or might cheat.

Conclusion by MN.

One of you is a cheater...

God help anyone on here who believes everything they read...

Surely it's a sign from god that OP and her DH need to be very very careful....