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AIBU to suggest that eating turkey results on acrid farts?

57 replies

LockedOutOfMN · 25/12/2017 23:34

Our whole family has been farting merrily and filling every corner of the house with acrid bottom fumes for the past 8 hours. Was it the turkey?

OP posts:
ManicUnicorn · 27/12/2017 00:16

Why do some people get offended about farting? Everyone does it, even the Queen. I bet the air was green at Sandringham last night with the lot of them trumping like troopers.

allinclusive · 27/12/2017 00:31

We got ds2 a minions fart blaster and just blamed that.

venys · 27/12/2017 00:39

I thought it was the red cabbage as had sprouts the other day with no effect. You all think it's turkey then??.

UniversalAunt · 27/12/2017 17:17

...let it out quietly & blame the Dog.

You ate the dog?

NorthStarAtMyFeet · 27/12/2017 17:44

I hardly ever eat turkey but had some today. I shall report back in the spirit of scientific research.
Onions are my trigger. I miss onions.

NorthStarAtMyFeet · 27/12/2017 18:57

Something's a-brewing! 2 hours later.

Buck3t · 27/12/2017 19:00

didn't have sprouts or turkey still farting.

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