Bit of Christmas Fun

[maryclare]

OK, AIBU has had some harrowing topics this year, so I think it's time us Mumsnetters (elves) had a break and some fun.
AIBU to ask you what's the daftest question you've been asked?
I'll start you off. Watching TV with DC and was asked, "Did xxx actor make this film before he died?"

What time does the 17:10 train leave?

DH, when we were unpacking the Christmas food shop, asked: "Do you want me to put the crisps in the fridge?"

'I wonder what Jesus's Christmases were like as a child?'

My mum asked me what fruit was in my raspberry Bakewell....!

My OH asked me whats that nut called on top of a Walnut Whip lol.

Did you dye your hair, miss?
Yes, thank you for noticing
What colour?
Um..... This colour..?

How do you spell P.E?

I once mentioned to my son that St John the Baptist was Jesus's cousin.

He replied "on which side? Did God have a brother? Blimey imagine having God as a brother, having him to live up to!"

"Where do I sit?" (A couple of weeks ago, after playtime, we always have English, they've sat in the same English places since October, she could see the rest of the class sat in their English places. I said I wasn't going to tell her where she sat, because she knew, and sure enough, she went and sat in the right place).

DB is the middle child of three. He once said "I remember when you were pregnant, Mum," and she asked, "With who?"

These are great. They've reminded me of when my DS came home puzzled from school one day and asked "What are nuns for?"
Excellent question! :)

Is the song Rudolf the red nosed reindeer based on a true story? (an adult asked me not a child)

Watching Walking With Dinosaurs my friend asked "is this live?"

What is the date will it be on Christmas eve ???

Isn’t it funny that chicken you eat has the same name as the bird??

Not asked if me but a response Quite literally just now as I glance up at the tv when walking in the room

Me to dp : ooh what are you watching ?
Dp : oh this .

No shit Sherlock . He's not an arse or anything or being sarcastic it was a genuine answer , he's a right plank sometimes !

Standing at the bottom of Big Ben and being asked by a passer by what time it was.

Are Cadbury's Creme Eggs ok to eat when pregnant as they're not cooked

My old line manager (retail so relevant as we were setting appropriate displays up) said,

‘Oh! Shrove Tuesday and Pancake Day fall on the same day this year.’

The guy I worked with complaining about Hollywood and the lack of cowboy and Indian films based in the uk.

We had just brought our 8 month old, newly adopted son home from Russia.
Someone asked "can he speak Russian?"

I’m famous for my stupid questions, I’d need my own thread to tell you about them! One recurring one we get from the kids at school is, “What do I do when I’ve finished my page?” Ermmmm turn it over??

Oh, and "Do I write the date?" Uhmm, when have we ever not written the date?

"What's the name of the football team that plays at Crystal Palace?"

"It's Crystal Palace"

"Is it petrol or diesel?" when booking our Nissan Leaf in for a service AT A NISSAN GARAGE (it's an electric car)

Oh and also asked "Who are Sam and Ella?" when talking about food poisoning