Most over used phrases and sayings in AIBU?

[FeelingGuiltyAlready]

I offer up:

Get a grip

Keep your beak out

I feel sorry for your children

You sound like a bit of a cunt

We need a diagram. So 2015.

Don’t really see what’s wrong with asking AIBU though, in AIBU.

When people give kind of stage directions to ‘cutting remarks’ offered.

So cringey!

Yes!

There's also often a 'big smile' involved.

And the imaginary cathartic revenge plots. "Someone has parked opposite my drive and blocked me in". "I'll tell you what I would do. I would cover their car with liquid nitrogen, wait for the owner to return and then smash it to pieces with a sledge hammer in front of their astonished face. But that's just me grin" Fuck off.

Haha. yes. When in reality they'd just grumble a bit and do nothing. As opposed to actually, y'know, talking to people reasonably.

Or the "off you pop, cuntychops", "fuck off to the far side of fuck..." Not sure where these posters live but round here those conversations end with one person spending the night in a cell and the other getting their jaw wired.

Although they're still not as annoying as the "good hard stare/ tinkly little laugh and head tilt", which no-one else would even notice, much less care about.

"fast forward"

The overuse of the term Limerence.

Somebody has been binned off, it happens, why does everything have to have a label?

"I know AIBU" / "I admit AIBU" - drives me bonkers, THAT'S NOT HOW ACRONYMS WORK. "I know am I being unreasonable" makes no sense!

'If you think I'm a troll, report me'

Picture or it didn't happen

Just this stupid little face urgh so annoying!!!

A recently popular scathing report seems to be "oh good lord".

"fast forward"

Oh yes, I hate this

And

'the upshot is'

'per se' (usually spelt 'per say')

Grow up

'Are you the OP's MIL/SIL/friend?!!!' (What are the chances of that?)

I hate think too. "I work in a clinical role in a large hospital, think nurse". Twats. Not nurses, they're not twats.

Report to HR - anything happens which may be vaguely related to work

"Literally shaking with rage"...I think that might be an exaggeration. Otherwise they really need to "get a grip".

"You sound entitled"
"What makes you so special"

“I’m afraid...” at the start of a particularly condescending response.

Are you always this __*

*anxious / controlling / rude / aggressive / etc

Can you move/can you move somewhere cheaper? (threads about neighbours/high housing costs etc) We moved not through choice earlier this year, it cost us over 3k. No, people generally can't "just move"!!!!

Also the "outing" hobbies and log it with 101!

Did you mean to be so rude?
No is a complete sentence

And.... I use them both in real life

You're getting a hard time OP.

I don't know why but it bugs the hell out of me.

HTH

And

CF

And the general mean spirited selfishness

yes, "narc" just means "I don't like this person, so I'm going to say they are pathologically selfish and manipulative to justify that"

I feel the same way about “toxic”, much overused word I feel.

Livid and fuming crop up on MN quite often, but rarely heard in real life.

"Time to get your ducks in a row."

"Did you mean to be so rude?"