Most over used phrases and sayings in AIBU?

[FeelingGuiltyAlready]

I offer up:

Get a grip

Keep your beak out

I feel sorry for your children

You sound like a bit of a cunt

“ otherwise he’s a fantastic dad”

Bah hahahah. Bigamous marriage in Kettering at least it wasn't Corby

I love ... off you pop cuntychops .. thanks for thatX

You have a husband problem
Get a grip
Naice
Long time lurker
First time poster

NC as this is outing
Narc (over-used by the internet doctors)

Not sure if it fits the theme but I hate so many breastfeeding ones. Boob monster Boob to sleep

My pet hate is “Are you on glue?”. That’s something a young teenager would say.

The ones which really bug me are;

'Baffled'
'Odd'
'Head tilt'

AGH!

Goats when talking about benefits its really not funny at all and flat screen tv's also talking about benefits I think most people have flat screen tv's now don't they benefits or not .

Spa day
Making memories
The DC

“ give your head a wobble” Bloody hate that one

Wine or gin o'clock.

You sound like hard work.

No words.

It just is

Making Memories is vomit inducing

Are you me OP? That’s so wanky as well

What does ‘give your head a wobble’ even mean? I have only ever seen it on here. I also hate ‘wow, just wow’. It’s patronising & horrible.

Definitely log it with 101/SS

My perception of 101 is so skewed by the things mumsnetters claim to report that I just imagine rows of people fielding calls all day about sad looking children staring out of windows, or that a lone man walked through the park despite not having a dog or a child with him.

I name changed for this

Long time lurker first time poster

the whole of mumsnet - YABU and the then poster says 'well I don't think I'm being that unreasonable'

I am not a troll

Not an AIBU but more of a WWYD

Posting here for traffic

'Long time lurker'
'I will probably get flamed for this..'
'First time poster'
'Random strangers' ( I find this one particular offensive. I think it's a horrible way to refer to fellow human beings!).

@Archietheinventor - What does ‘give your head a wobble’ even mean?

I was going to ask the same thing. Let me knew if you find out 😁

Know, not knew

I’m sorry this happened to you

"Just that really" when the OP doesn't want to elaborate on the thread title.

"

Didn't want to read and run

As if people can see who's viewed a thread but not left a comment

Is he always such a twat?

You sound like hard work

Gets popcorn

Dons hard hat

DH has a hobby. I can't say what as it would be outing

I dislike this too ^^ So smug!