Words and phrases that annoy you or make you go Aghgh

[Aeroflotgirl]

Right here's a few of mine

Squee
Growing my boy or I have grown a fantastic boy
Famlam
Nom noms
Bestie
BFF
Boil my piss (just yuck)

There is nothing worse than....
Moving forward

Date night

Paired things phrased as singular...
"The navy trouser is fashionable this season, especially when worn with a red shoe".

(I have yet to hear of "an underpant" but am waiting....)

Forgot one:

Sups

NotLola60 I don't think I've ever seen so many simultaneous posts on MN!

Oh yes Fuzzy and when they say a red lip or a smokey eye - so you only paint one lip then? but which one top or bottom? only one eye which one left or right? and what do you do with the non-red lip or non-smokey eye? do they stay naked?

YES fuzzycustard: a navy trouser. A red lip (what, just one? The other lip is bare?) 😂

Haha cross post reddogs

And yes to 'fell' or 'fallen' for pregnancy.

Also: 'pins' for legs. Incredibly unpleasant imagery :/

Saying tea instead of dinner
Chippy tea
Dippy eggs
Poorly
Hearty

'Put her on blast' for having a go at someone

"We're pregnant" (unless said by a female/female couple where both are pregnant!).

Really? Pair of medical miracle marvels, are you?

"We've been very clear about...."

If I hear one more politician say this I'll throw a brick at my TV.

Yes pavlova. Tea instead of dnner. I hate it.
Tea is a drink with jam and bread!!! In the late afternoon.
Dinner is a main meal in the evening!

Descrbing a meal as "tasty".

Hahaha Mrs Harrison I totally agree! Breakfast, lunch, dinner!

My OH is the master of cliche with a twist, they all annoy me:
What it says on the bottle
Bulk standard
Clear as a bell (referring to something you see, not hear)
In any form or shape

I also hate all the twee things mentioned above, nouns made into verbs and indeed anything ungrammatical.

Judgemental, moi? (I hate that construction too)

"Picky tea."

YES!!

Turned around and said (imagines somebody spinning in a dramatic fashion with a hair flick for good measure)

Revert back (is there any other direction from which to revert?!)

Grr...

'Basically','like','hun'

"If you could call myself"

"I'll send it to yourself".

No. Just no.

haha Rebeccaslicker - yes! Usually said by those trying to sound more formal than they usually are.

Smashed it
Nailed it

• sound really aggressive. And shit.

Chillax.
No, fuck off!

Hosting

Another word that winds me up

‘Love my kids to the moon and back’

Cwtch 😡

‘Fab’ rubs me up the wrong way.

But the ULTIMATE- ‘skinny minnie ‘ 😡😡😡