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to expect cod to be polite and type so I can understand it

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happybiggirl · 21/04/2007 18:42

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Washersaurus · 21/04/2007 21:52

Now you are both making me feel old and very sober

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 21:52

Ah yeah right feckin dose of kettle and pot!

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 21:53

Ha

Sackache · 21/04/2007 21:53

Are you and old washer???

Are you all washed up??

ROFL HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

Ah crack maself up, really I do..

I'll get ma coat

Sackache · 21/04/2007 21:54

Mhamai - then yer a lightweight jessie then!!!!

Washersaurus · 21/04/2007 21:57

Noooooo I am a mere snip of a gal (just pregnancy weariness).

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 21:58

Ah ask me arse, I'm trying to eat me Domino's!

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:00

That's not to you washer, you lovely sober old tart.

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:04

Congrats on the pregnancy btw.
As for that Scottish strumpet,

Sackache · 21/04/2007 22:05

why you eatin Dominos? Cannae afford food in Ireland???

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:08

That's a bit below the belt!

Sackache · 21/04/2007 22:10

I mean wooden DOMINOS YOU PLAY WITH!!!!!

I prefer Monopoly pieces maself.

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:11

Ah feck I was trying to bait you, didn't realise the pun!

Sackache · 21/04/2007 22:13

Sure i tink moost be:
Scotland 2 ireland 0

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:14

Trust a bleedin Scott to not let me have the last laugh!

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:15

Or the last penny fnar fnar
Scotland 2
Ireland 1

Sackache · 21/04/2007 22:19

I'll give you my last penny..... so i can hear it drop when you 'get' the joke!!!

Sackache · 21/04/2007 22:19

AND IT'S A HAT TRICK FOR THE SACKACHE!!!

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:27

Bows in true admiration to the ache but there's no need to shout!
3/2 to me.

Sackache · 21/04/2007 22:36

Touche!! Hey got any good Scots jokes???

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:41

Yeah..........................you! 3/3 Gotcha!

Sackache · 21/04/2007 22:41

so predictable..... yaaaawn.

ViscountessPetitLapin · 21/04/2007 22:41

I love how you have taken over this thread

PeachesMcLean · 21/04/2007 22:43

This thread is starting to look like The BAAAAARRRRR.... Do you lot have a licence?

Mhamai · 21/04/2007 22:44

Nah Irish and Scotts are exempt from licenses!