To think I’m pretty much doomed?

[HoneyDragon]

Judging by my dog’s reaction to something in the garden THAT ISN’T THERE.

She has just leapt on me Scooby Doo style and spent ten minutes shaking a staring out the window in horror?

Aww bless her - could it be she's just looked behind and saw the christmas tree?

My tree isn’t scary, ‘‘tis a thing of beauty

My gobshite Westie likes to give a loud and piercing bark at random times for the 'For fucks sake dog!' Reaction.
And I can confirm that horses can see dogs. My horse likes to give chase to the farm dogs who dare venture in his paddock. Maybe he thinks they're ghosts? Though he informs me ghosts hide in the wheelie bin half way down the stable yard. Always.

Dragon

deste
No France. He’s French. And about 5ft.