To think I’m pretty much doomed?

[HoneyDragon]

Judging by my dog’s reaction to something in the garden THAT ISN’T THERE.

She has just leapt on me Scooby Doo style and spent ten minutes shaking a staring out the window in horror?

Maybe your garden is built on top of an ancient burial ground and he can see the ghosts.......

Or it could just a squirrel.

It's a Labrador. He's seen something eating some food he can't get to now, but was saving for later.

Hahahaha

OP your photo made me laugh - my golden lab is just the same. Big hairy noodle.

Ursula That is one scared hound.
Dogs can see ghosts you know.
Or is that horses?

I can confirm that dogs can definitely see horses. Or is it seahorses?

If you are on the 1922 Committee, can I beg you in the name of the Baby Cheeses and all else that's holy to Do Something About Boris?
Or maybe Boris is in your garden and Hully's more politically astute than your average Labrador.

Beffudled

Flump Fuck off

My fil looks just like a garden gnome. And not much taller than one actually.

I’m Pmsl laughing that dogs can see horses. I’ve checked the garden for politicians it seems pretty secure and there is nowhere for Boris to zip wire in from.

1922....I’m wearing a Hollister Hoodie. You’re not allowed to judge me I’ve not left the house in it.

HoneyDragon

Look up. Boris is preparing to come down your chimney.

That’ll be a sight worth seeing. It’s a fake fibre glass one.

I’m really selling myself as the epitome of mnet class here
Asda gnome
Tinsel
Hollister Hoodie (Superdry joggers btw)
Crap tree
Fake Chimmney

Love his face! Also love your tree, I too have tinsel

I’ve never heard of a Christmas gnome and I’m always on here because I have no life.

I want one

Do you think she's spotted a spider and is protecting it from you?

He’s spotted trees in your garden and is scared for them. He knows what you are capable of doing to innocent trees

My dog once spent ages barking at her own reflection. Idiot dog

His face is just like the one my young lady was wearing the day I had to take her to the vet's for some doggy valium.
She not only had that face, but she spent the day crying and trying to hide in closets. It was so unexplained. The vet reckoned she had had some trauma on her walk but I'm not sure, we did the usual forest walk with her mates with the usual amount of rough play.
Here she is in happier, more relaxed times

shock n’aaaaaaw

Soubriquet you can fuck off too

Fuckoffee. I will get my baby, damnit.

Awww I love you too Honey

Mummyoflittledragon, he doesn’t live in Edinburgh does he.

I love when our dog walks past a branch and it pings back on him and he jumps about three feet in the air.

My dog sees ghosts, I am convinced of it. He will stare at the empty hallway, then jump onto my lap shivering.