How has your DP/DH pissed you off today?

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Spent most of the day cleaning. Just finished mopping the floors not long ago and DP proceeds to brush the crumbs of his cherry bakewell directly on the floor
Grrrrrrrr!

Bought the wrong fruit. I wanted Braeburn apples and clementines. Got Gala and satsumas. He doesn’t get it.

Not yet, but I've been at work since 6am, so would be pretty impressive if he'd managed to!

Being selfish careless twat. Ruined my certificate for a diploma I achieved a few weeks ago and couldn’t give a fuck

He has been tidying redistributing crap and has put lots of things in the bin that need recycling, we are not getting on very well but need to keep the peace until end January because our DC cannot get stressed at the moment.

Refused to get the Christmas stuff out of the attic. He's being a dick today. My tree is usually up by mid November. Apparently he's too busy, lying on the fucking couch, and I can't get it myself because it's ladder only access,, our ceilings are high and I'm really short asshole

Well, as he's just poured me a glass of wine, nothing

for anyone with an insensitive OH

Refused to get the Christmas stuff out of the attic. He's being a dick today. My tree is usually up by mid November. Apparently he's too busy, lying on the fucking couch, and I can't get it myself because it's ladder only access,, our ceilings are high and I'm really shortangry

I think I would be straight out tomorrow for a tree and decorations on your shoes tbh. Fuck him.

Slowed down to the speed of a sloth in the changing rooms whilst I corralled an overexcited 5yo and 1yo in Debenhams - which basically meant that I tried to stop them from knocking people/displays/clothes over whilst they raced around the menswear department. And then when he came out he changed his mind three times about which shirt he was going to buy and had the audacity to stop and look at MORE BLOODY CLOTHES on the way to the checkout.

This is why I usually send him clothes shopping on his own.

Every bloody weekend when we have nothing on he is ill. When he has something going on he is not ill. So going to his mates/pub/out cycling/watching boxing/attending various car shows/helping his mates out, he is fine. As soon as he is home he is ill.

He spent all day yesterday helping his friend, we had told Dd that we would be putting the decorations up today. As the day has dragged on and on and even his 2 hour toddler nap, still no decorations which are in the loft.

I know him, he leaves it so long that it’s not worth it and will have to be done another day. But he couldn’t have done it earlier because after his 2 hour nap he has a fucking headache. Dd keeps asking about the decs, so he yelled at us both and went in the loft and they are slung in the dining room.

I told him not to bother as he has already ruined it. If he thinks I am putting them up he can fuck off, I am not interested anymore it’s ruined.

When I have a headache or ill I still have to crack on, when he is ill everything stops. Funny how he is never ill when it comes to him going out.

I've been ill all weekend, he said he was going to pop out for an hour, 3.5 hours later he comes home. So I had to give DD her tea and bath.
When he got in he said, "well you never text me".

I was trying to watch Italian football this afternoon while he was messing about with the car. Doing fuck knows what.
And he kept wandering in muttering about me not making him a cuppa while he's so busy.
No I'm watching Inter Milan win 5-0. Piss off

he caved and we're decorating

Has been away the last three days to a funeral. Came back this morning to lots of saying how much he missed me. Then went out to the football promising to be back by six. He is not back....obviously didn't miss me that much!

I'm 8 months pregnant and have some problems with breathlessness. Our 22 month old got up at at 07:30, earlier than usual and was particularly excitable. DH then proceeded to get himself a blanket and go to sleep on the sofa, leaving me to wrestle DS down from the kitchen surfaces and out of bother. When he detached the cat fountain and flooded the kitchen, I lost my shit and chucked it out of the door. This woke DH up, who then went into a mood for the rest of the day (and is still partially in it now).

I'm ignoring him.