How has your DP/DH pissed you off today?

[Butterfr33]

Spent most of the day cleaning. Just finished mopping the floors not long ago and DP proceeds to brush the crumbs of his cherry bakewell directly on the floor
Grrrrrrrr!

I have a dreadful cold. And as such, probably do snore.

I awoke to him snarling in my face “All you do is snore, I am sick of your shit’

... posted too early.

He then made a huge performance of feeding the baby, and now I’m up with her. His highness has gone back to bed, still furious I committed the great crime of having slightly more sleep than him.

Came home drunk after 2 which is meh but he spilled milk all over the living room table & the kids drawings, I heard this and came down asking did he spill something said no so I left it
He then woke me up after 5 pissing in our bedroom.. had to direct him to the bathroom as he couldn’t find it.

I did a quick clean up but he is in for it this morning. We will be having words once I am home from work

Oh Twoo that sounds horrible. Speak to someone and check what benefits and support etc you could get if you left him. Could you stay with family initially?. It might help to know that you have the option to leave.

Penguin he pissed in your bedroom???

That's disgusting. How can anyone get so drunk they can't find their way to the bathroom? I would be apoplectic if DH came home in that state

Woke me up by snoring.

Made lunch for himself and baby (potato waffles ). Nothing for me. I was out running errands.

I fucking hate it when he makes food for himself and totally forgets I need food as well. It's totally selfish and stupid. I would never ever make food just for myself like that.

The only time he makes food is if I'm physically not in the house. If I'm in he just waits like a pathetic little animal for me to provide for him. I've tested him before. He can go for hours just waiting silently. Not even saying ooh what's for lunch. He lived alone for years before he met me and somehow didn't starve

He got me out of bed to pick him up from his kind of works do at 2am, steaming drunk, proceeded to talk rubbish the whole way home then snored LOUDLY all night. He also didn't tell me it was a 'partners too' type do until too late last night (they started at midday and I wS out but he didn't text til 10pm, and I was already asleep ha!) so I felt I missed out a bit!
Still he's going to do the same for me in two weeks, so this is all lighthearted and it's currently no hardship to be snuggled up to him in bed 🙈

He's been languishing in bed all week with a 'stomach ache' that doesn't stop him from coming downstairs after I have gone to sleep with our baby and eating all my bagels, but does seemingly prevent him from looking after said baby for even a couple of hours to give me a break because 'he might pass it on'.

Twat.

He's still in bed and I need to watch Outlander, having been up since 6....

RemainOptimistic
You have just described my DH!

Asked for sex and then whined when I said no. We haven’t been getting on and we have got some serious issues between us, which he finds difficult to discuss without blaming me, so no I don’t want sex thanks. Fucking grow up and stop focusing on yourself and I might find you a tiny bit attractive.

He hasn't
He's still in bed
😂

I was helping a friend out with something yesterday so DH and DSD spent all day playing video games. Fine, no big deal.

DH has gone to football this morning and will be gone until 2pm, when we then have a family even to attend until about 7pm. I have no problems looming after DSD but I have to keep her off her iPad (easily done but feel like I need to entertain her a bit) and help her with all her homework. Which DH could have done yesterday.

Heavy breathing

Got new carpets so while I was at work dh packed everything into boxes in the spare room so rooms were empty for carpets. He's packed stuff willy nilly. Dds stuff in with mine. Couldn't find my makeup today and now I'm sitting with soaking hair cause nobody can find my hair dryer. Dds books from her book case are just in random places and not all together. I am losing my shit right now. Supposed to be going to Ikea and my hair is fucking wet. Sick of him shifting stuff. When he shifts stuff it disappears into the fucking wilderness.

He keeps sneezing. He’s a performance sneezer.
It makes me want to punch him.

Incidental my DH is one of those people who can't sneeze once, he has to sneeze 20 fucking times in a row. I know he can't help it but it does my head in and I have to bite my tongue so hard not to say anything.

Oh I have a performance sneezer too, so fucking annoying. I refuse to accept it's necessary to be that loud.

He hasn't and I am still in a fucking foul mood :(

He walked dog shit into the house.

He always steps in dog shit.

He never looks where he is going when walking anywhere.

How can you not know you have trod in dog shit?

He hasn't yet, but he's only just got up (this is ok and agreed in advance). He's now furtling in the kitchen, so I'll probably find something to complain about shortly.

He's not in work today, kids are at grandparents house, I'm watching crap tv and drinking coffee, he's sat with me! He never sits watching tv during the day. He's asking questions about what I'm watching! It's getting right on my nerves!!!

He tidied the spare room yesterday (yay!), and found my old phone. He checked the memory card, pulled off some photos he liked of himself, then wiped it. I’d been meaning to get the card out because I wanted the photos for a scrapbook, but he decided they didn’t look important.

(Last night) He went upstairs to put the baby to bed 7pm and fell asleep (fine) I tried to wake him a couple of times 1st with a coffee and then when the baby woke for a feed (he slept through crying even though he was in same room) - all ok so far until he wakes up at 11:30pm and has a go at me because he has 'missed his whole evening '

It's not his fault but he is ill so he hasn't pissed me off but have had to change plans, now he can't repair the door he was going to. I could certainly do it but it involves strong solvents and may set off my sinusitis.