Why the hell doesn't Prince Harry put a little hair wax in his hair?!

[lavenderpekins]

And Prince William for that matter.

Bum fluff

I know they're balding.

Aibu to think this?

Why doesn't he get his royal coat of arms shaved into the back?

@astoundedgoat I've had some wine but I think I love you. Tumble dryer pmsl

Just when I thought mumsnet has lost all sense of joviality!

I'm interested to know what most mumsnetters think I 'should' feel unreasonable about yawn

FFS m & k don't care because they're marrying/married to princes

Well, I'm disappointed that Hazza and Willz haven't had Wayne Rooney transplants.

It’s ludicrous that we will get a baldy as a head of state. We will be a laughing stock. Wills should be shunted off to a council house in Milton Keynes and never spoken of again.

because wax looks greasy and horrible?

I think I can forgive my head of state being bald it's the tumble dryer hair I can't. Googling Wayne

Why would Harry need wax? His hair looked just fine to me.

LaurieFairyCake - just brilliant! Thank you!!

I think you should probably log off the Internet for a bit.

Maybe5the ladies like to run their fingers through the guys hair in tube back of the car and wax would be gross

Of all the things I could think of to slag off members of the royal family, their hair must be 8,056,043 places down the list. But I also think wax is yuk, so I concede my YABU might be coloured by this.

FFS m & k don't care because they're marrying/married to princes

So? I was quite clear what I meant. They're marrying/married to them. Not you. So why would you care about their thinning issues?

How bizarre.

Congratulations. This about beats Meghan's dog thread.

@Bombadier25966 well said

To tell you the truth op, I've just had a quick word with my close personal friend, Prince Harry (or "The Hazzter" to his friends).

He told me he didn't use wax because he heard that it upset lavenderpekins, and he can be a bit of a character like that.

Prince Harry (or "The Hazzter" to his friends).

YABU

Agreed, OP. His hair is awful - the flyaway, fluffy look can be improved. Surely someone should advise him?

Erm - “wax” is not the only product. Google Boots is you neeed help with that.

...IF you need help...

Prince William looks fine, by the way. He doesn’t look ad if he wants to hold on to the top half of a mullet.

...as if