Aibu to ask for your help? One liners/quick shut downs required.

[DontTouchTheCharredCrotch]

I have one dc, due 2nd dc in 6 months. Won't be BFing, didn't BF the first time either....
so, may I ask for the help of mumsnet in some witty one liners?
Mil is undoubtedly going to behave like a twat about it (again). Such comments like, oh some women can't have children and here you are giving yours second best... plus of course there are "friends" and strangers who think they have the right to an opinion about what I do with my breasts.
Help please

I think sometimes you have to be short and sharp to make the boundary clear. If people are still talking about it to you maybe you haven't been assertive enough?

I would go for a 'none of your business' approach. It's your choice, not a conversation.