What is the most audacious lie your young kids have pulled off?

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My nephew went to a primary school who made a big fuss on birthdays. Nephew when he was 6 got to early afternoon being made a fuss off, before a teacher realised it wasn't actually his birthday.

Fuckoffee That is funny. And not the kind of thing a teacher would think a child would lie about.

My DS told my exH (who I'd been separated from for a matter of months) that I was pregnant with twins.

I already have 1 set of twins so a second set wouldn't be beyond the realms of possibility.

He told his dad that I was having 2 girls and was going to name them Kate and Emma. TwinDSs were going to have to share a cot so the new babies could sleep in one of theirs. He went into great detail.

His dad was furious, demanding to know who the father was, etc. not that it was any of his business really

DS had been watching Ryans Toy Review where he introduces his new twin sisters, and decided that he'd quite like a sister as well as his brothers so had made it all up.

After getting over my hysterical laughter I told exH it was all a lie. His response: 'if DS said it, it must be true!'
'Ok, we'll see in 9 months time how true it is....'