Open my front door... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Close my front door... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Walk upstairs... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Flush my toilet... WOOF WOOF WOOF
My landline rings... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Put my bins out... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Get something out of my car... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Shout something to someone in the next room... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Use a chopping board... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Get post... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Any car pulling up outside... WOOF WOOF WOOF
Put the tv on... WOOF FUCKING WOOF
Can't take it anymore