Ever wish you could uninvent something (lighthearted)

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Lego! I'm sick of it! Prising it out of my toddler's mouth, mopping up the tears when my 5 year old's impossibly long car falls apart. Breaking up the fights when one child wrecks the other's creation. Standing barefooted on a microscopically tiny yet painfully sharp bit that got left behind.

And I can't make ANYTHING with them. And they're EVERYWHERE

Ffs not Drs.

Actually auto correct needs to go on the list too

Periods.

Nerf bullets YES! Chewed up bits all over the floors (and I don't have pets, it's my toddlers doing it ) and my 7 year old crying because they're wrecked. Well PUT THEM AWAY then ffs

Selfies

That stupid clapping And cup banging song. Fuck knows what it's called but my kids are banned from doing it, drives me into a rage grumpy cow

Lego top tip: have a rule that Lego can only be played with on a sheet or blanket. Then you can just pick up the sheet/blanket and pour the Lego into the box after it's finished with.

Filters on snapchat or whatever half of my facebook look like disney creatures

As a child I remember wishing certain things were uninvented: mint, injections, smacking, my younger brother. (still light-hearted, although I didn't feel that way at the time!)

Dan TDM

And fucking Jake Paul.

Twitter. Then I wouldn't have to see news of what the idiot president of the USA has been (t)wittering on about.

By extension, I vote for electoral colleges. Direct elections all the way.
Then nobody would need to worry about presidential tweets.

Just one.

FORTNIGHT.

Oh god, the nerf bullets. I pull them out of my poor dog's anus at the dog park a couple of times a week.

Keeping a cat as a pet

Slugbrows and fishlips

Told you before Inert, you're supposed to keepthem in your handbag.

The Internet. I miss libraries and books.

And doing productive creative things with my time.

Children's scooters. They seem to love getting in the way or going straight into my feet

I was surprised it took a whole page before someone said fortnite!! Fortnite all the way

Yes to periods ... and hormones.

Will add hair dye to the list, and botox, and smartphones.

Any show managed or with Simon Cowell.

Air travel. I don't like it but I don't want to miss out so nobody else can use it either.😆 I actually think the world would be better off without it anyway.

Cigarettes. They bring nothing good to the world.

Roblox
Minecraft
Slime and all who make it
Rubbish 80s/90s American family sitcoms on Netflixs that DD watches
Heavy Metal
Sprouts

Aside from that I'm quite easy