DP bought me a present...

[RavenLG]

Came home with a mop!!!
AIBU to shove it up his backside?

I once bought my wife a draught excluder as an anniversary present. She was happy.

I forgot I posted this!
But yes I forgot to add [lighthearted] to the post.
It was a joke and I did laugh, after I jokingly tried to shove it somewhere uncomfortable.

Incidentally it’s a pretty good mop. You wring it out from the handle so you can use any bucket. The “strings” (not sure what to call them) have a little scrubber but in the middle for sticky bits!!

Also some of your stories are brilliant!!