Not to have been blown away by....

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OK, share things that "everyone RAVES about" but when you tried it/went there/ate it etc it left you properly underwhelmed and you've almost ashamed to admit it. Don't need to give details or reasons, just name THE THING
I'll start........

Australia

Harry Styles (massive nostrils)

The Blue Lagoon in Iceland

Breaking Bad
Vienna
Artisan bakeries with food left out in the open

I was distinctly underwhelmed by Cornwall.

Can't stand Harry Potter.The books are crap and badly written and Daniel Radcliffe's portrayal of HP is crap. He can't act for toffee.

Portugal, Cyprus, Abu Dhabi
Aperol Spritzer,
Prosecco
Harry Potter
Nando's - vile
Micheal Kors
Dirty Dancing
VB fashion line ditto Kate Moss fashion line
Kristen Stewart (that blows my mind, why, just why??)
Krispy Kreme doughnuts just taste of chemicals?
Big green fxxxxing egg!!!

Mama Mia - I felt so embarrassed for the cast. The plus side was that I watched it on telly so didn't shell out £££ for the experience.
Game of Thrones - utter shite.
Tom Hardy
Boden - overpriced frumpy tat.
Spa days. Just no. A very expensive verruca paradise.
Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman. Vacuous, talentless, just what is the point of them exactly?
The Eden Project, that's a hideously expensive waste of money few hours I'll never get back. We could probably have dined out at the Ivy for what we paid for a few very unappetising sandwiches and soft drinks.

I’m usually quite easily impressed/pleased so the vast majority of the things on this thread I either like or love or have guessed are not for me and avoided. But the exceptions are:
Florence (polluted, theme parky)
Frank Sinatra (that song was written by George sodding Gershwin, just sing it the way the genius wrote it FFS)
Cheese (not worth the calories)

oysters
artichokes
cavalo fucking nero (or indeed any sort of gussied up cattle feed)
reclining chairs
mindfulness

Nail bars

This is the BEST thread ever though....

Omg HATE that song

South Africa
Lobster
La La Land

Make up
Manicures
High heels
Hair straighteners

Goats cheese
Salted caramel
Coffee

Oh I forgot....
The British BBQ. Terrible raw/burnt food and luke warm wine UGH

YY to spas and Nando’s

The British BBQ. Terrible raw/burnt food and luke warm wine UGH

You clearly doing it wrong!

But then I've learned on here that bbq's are almost hated as much as men!

The Taj Mahal. Not worth the journey or the illness. Looks just like it looks on the TV.

The Kardashians/Jenner's - every single one of them!

Charlotte Crosby

Prosecco

Peanut Butter

Magnums

Sex.
Designer anything. It's just stuff ffs that you've been brainwashed into wanting.
Range Rovers
Dogs
Bikinis

@lapdance
I don't really care what their intentions were when they started the company, I am underwhelmed with the place and I find the way it's spelt uninspiring! Do you work for them?!

No. I just don't care how they choose to spell their company name.

Nutella
Sourdough
Coffee
Paris
Dublin
Victoria Wood

Florence.