Not to have been blown away by....

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OK, share things that "everyone RAVES about" but when you tried it/went there/ate it etc it left you properly underwhelmed and you've almost ashamed to admit it. Don't need to give details or reasons, just name THE THING
I'll start........

Australia

Nando's-its grim
Rome
Hummus

Lush - smells so synthetic! I have to cross to get away from the smell.

Next

Getting your nails done and big horrible claw nails.

Macy's

Sushi

X Factor.

Next. In general but especially the sales, don't get it! Just stay in bed it's not worth it

The Girl on the Train (even started a thread about it on here, thinking I'd missed something)
Skiing
Slimming World (just stop boring me to death about it already!)

Vocally disagree re Australia though, bloody loved it there!

Primark
Slug eyebrows
Fake tan
Talons instead of fingernails
Reality tv
Tattoos

Sopranos
Narbonne (bit obscure but it was raved about by a friend..we went...we wasted our time)
Elf on the motherfucking shelf
Love Actually - i raged at the screen throughout, except Liam Neeson's performance was pitch-perfect and dreadfully sad.
Pub Sunday lunch
Tom Hardy - is he the bloke from the film Locke? If so, him!
That ugly guy who had the summer with Taylor Swift, was in Thor.
Leonardo diCrapio, leaves me cold, is sleezey and weasley and gives me the heeby jeebies.
Harry Potter films OMFG.
Spa days
Shopping days
Cocktail
Parkas

There is much more, but i need to get cracking with dinner!

Also big nasty fake eyelashes. Glue, on your eyes?!

Stomp

Cake is great, but most icing is vile. Far too sweet and in the case of buttercream fatty as well. Not worth the calories.
Sweet popcorn. Salted all the way for me!
Fruit that should be sharp as well as sweet but isn't, e.g. apples, citrus fruit. What a disappointment.

Oh and clubbing - prefer a pub and a pint anytime!
Fancy food

Watching the same film you have seen before - as in 'It's our family tradition at Christmas to watch ' - why, you know the ending. Even worse if 'hot chocolate and snuggles are involved' .

Coffee shops

The 911 Memorial

Prosecco
champagne
Beach holidays
holidays where the focus is on lying around on sunloungers
girls night out

Oh yes, tattoos and fake tan. Robbie Williams, rollercoasters and disgusting vapey things.

Shoes
Big handbags
Coffee shops
Cats
Frozen, Mama Kia, Game of Thrones, Breaking bad,
Elf on a bleedin' shelf!

Starbucks Pumpkin Spiced Lattes

Tunnock's teacakes.
Irn Bru.

And high heels! And straightening/ blowdrying/ whatevering my hair.

Avocado
Salted caramel/chocolate
Designer clothes
Any of the zombie/vampire/fairy tale shows
Strictly/the voice/X factor

Elizabeth Arden
Oxford Street
Frankie and Bennys