Memories that make you laugh out loud

[Mammyloveswine]

I hope I'm not being unreasonable on a Friday night to ask for those memories that when you remember them have you randomly laughing away.. . Even when you're in public (I.e sat on the bus..)

Here's mine...

When we both still lived at home my sister was laying in bed late one night, having fallen asleep listening to her iPod.. the next thing she is rudely awoken by our naked mother landing on top of her! Turns out my mum (pissed) had taken a wrong turn on the way to the toilet, wandered into my sister's room, slipped on a magazine and landed on my poor sister! Even funnier was that my poor mum broke her thumb in the process!

It still makes me laugh when I think about it now

DH told me about his friends OH who was heavily pregnant and going into hospital to be induced...

Instead he got his words mixed up and told me she was going into hospital to be seduced! Still cracks me up when I think about it now!

I was on a bus once and in the acrylic safety barrier I could see the young guy in front of me nodding off, only to be woken by his head dropping down violently. This went on and on for about twenty minutes, by which time I am hysterical and crying, but trying to keep it together because the other passengers think I’m nuts.

Only to be rivaled by the time I watched the Kate Winslet episode of Extras on a long haul flight and nearly wet myself at the ‘phone sex’ scene. The other passenger in my row just have thought I was mental.

Back at school in the 80's, myself and my wonderful friend were supposed to be doing an experiment in the biology lab, that involved using a syringe filled with water. Whilst we were faffing setting up the experiment, I absent-mindedly put the water filled syringe through the hole in the sink cover that had been propped up behind the tap, and pressed the plunger. The water stream shot out over the top of the four rows of benches (& students) in front of us AND the teachers raised bench at the front of the class and streaked across the blackboard behind the teacher (just missing her!). I swear if I'd tried to do that I couldn't have! Myself and friend collapsed on the floor under our bench in a fit of giggles and the teacher just came and stood at the end of our row watching us for the rest of the lesson. I like to think she couldn't say anything to us in case she started laughing too!

Me and a friend used to sit on a telephone exchange box thing after school. A couple of boys we fancied started casually walking past or hanging out near us. It was clear one of them really fancied my friend back.

To mix things up, one day we went to another corner and sat on the telephone box (I know, can you fucking handle the excitement?). My friend swung onto the box and kind of pushed her bum right out behind here. Only the distance between this box and hedge behind it was much bigger than that of our usual box. So she ended up going straight down the back doubled over so just her feet were sticking up.

That was hilarious enough but one of the boys' mums had recently had a baby so he'd obviously learnt some birth-related words. He just stood there flapping shouting "She's breached, she's breached".

This is really embarrassing.

Sometimes when we're drunk DH lets me "do the gears" which means holding his willy while he was a wee.

One time, we were doing this. I thought DH had finished so started shaking his willy up and down to get rid of drips. He hadn't finished and did nearly another full wee which went in a arc up the wall and across the ceiling.

It was hilarious but also shameful and grim.

My mum bought some exercise contraption from a shopping channel. It was like a sun lounger that folded in the middle 'to work your abs' or some shit. I got in it to try it out, but as I tried to 'close' it on myself, the whole thing swung forward and I got stuck, knees around my ears, totally wedged.

Mum only got the camera out instead of helping me! It took about 10 mins of me trying not to wet myself to get free, and when I finally sat up, my brother pushed me down again crying with laughter.

I never used said contraption again.

A couple of years ago me and the DC went with my DB and SIL to an outdoor adventure park type place. We were sticking to the very easy obstacle course as we just wanted a nice day out.

We came up to a row of logs which you had to jump over, they were below knee height so easy enough. My DC took them at a run so my brother did too, he hit the last one right in the shins at full pelt and went flying down in to the mud.

SIL and I started to laugh but what tipped us over the edge was when he got up saying "it's alright I just dropped and rolled"

We laughed practically non stop all afternoon. I hurt the next day.