To hate the words...

[flownthecoopkiwi]

'Spends' as in for spends... it's not even English.

And 'leccy' as in gas and leccy. Oh dear god.

Tegs/teggies = teeth
Dodo = dummy

Makes my skin crawl. FFS just use the correct word!!!!

When objects are referred to as humans

Mr Hoover, mr chair, mr washing machine (mmm always seems to be mr)

And even worse when naughty mr chair gets told off when a child falls off it/walks into it

Ooh skitlesss that's another I hate - brought instead of bought!

And even worse when naughty mr chair gets told off when a child falls off it/walks into it

Guilty! my toddlers crack up when I say that and forget the pain so I'm not stopping anytime soon! We whack the chair back too! I hope they don't turn violent towards people!

"naice"

Not a word anywhere apart from mumsnet

I'm with the pp who hates the word SNACK. UGH.

Hangry (only seen it on MN though).

Gosh been pootling for more years since you were born

I should probably shut up

I hate nap as well - I'm not a cat I don't need a nap!!

Saying 'can I ...' instead of 'may I...' Just because you can do something it does not necessarily mean you may do it.

Ah, washing the pots. I get it now.

There was a thread a few months ago in which the poster was complaining that her DM expected her to 'wash the pots' that her brothers had left in the sink.

I was a bit puzzled as to what exactly the brothers were cooking that required so many saucepans, but hey ho; now I understand she just meant the washing up.

Thank you mumsnet. I've learned so much on here.

Should of would of could of
l8r, evry1, sum1, luv, r (meaning our) in2... etc etc etc
Reach out (unless involves arms)
Waiting on (rather than waiting for)

DH works for an American firm so the last two slip out on occasion

The term little people for children, naming household goods Freddie the Fridge, Hilda Hoover etc, I have a friend who does this constantly.

Bessy,..or bezzie for best friend...yuk!

When people say 'bruv' or 'sis' or 'cuz'
A relative of mine using those terms on facebook all the time..I hate it!

"Delish"

For some reason I can hear that word even when spoken on the other side of the room and it makes me wince every time. Every time.

Thought of another. MIL says knicks instead of knickers. Apparently knickers is not a very nice word.