AIBU to be disgusted?

[shockedvomface]

(MN regular but NC as this could be outing.)

A facebook "friend" posted this today regarding her 20 week scan/for her public (FB) gender reveal:

Found out I'll be enjoying two cocks in me, at my leisure for the next handful of months...or I should say one constantly...and two at my leisure.

VOM FACE

That really is hideous. What kind of person would refer to a baby's genitals as a COCK? And then in the same breath... oh that is really nasty!

Diddl I'm so glad I'm not the only one totally distracted trying to work that out.

Eurgh!! When I had my DD1 and my nephews, who were 2.5 and 5 at the time asked where her willy was, I made the mistake of laughingly telling my Dad that. He replied that she could have as many as she liked when she was a bit older. One of the many reasons we are NC.

What does 'Meet a Kirby' mean?

One cock constantly = pregnant with a boy

Two at her leisure = having sex whilst pg with a boy

Weebo a Kirby (hair) grip.

"Two at her leisure = having sex whilst pg with a boy"

Oh goodness-that makes it even worse!

"At my leisure" what an odd phrase. Not that the whole thing isn't odd but, hey ho.

Meet a Kirby = get a grip?

Perhaps (Kirby grips and all that)

Margot for me it was just odd to look down and think there were opposite sex organs growing in there. It wasn't exactly haha funny but more 'Hey, that's a bit odd yet also awesome'. I certainly wasn't drawing a parallel between that and my husband's genitals as the op's friend is!

Sugar is that really your main issue with this post?

Yeurk. 😷

Yuk! I'd unfriendly for that - FB brings out real nobbery (which was a good reason to leave it)

Yeah. That happened.

Ahh so her son will have dimples then

When I was pregnant, I said that I had two hearts inside me, so I was technically a Timelord...

Ewwww

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