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AIBU to be disgusted?

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shockedvomface · 13/09/2017 20:41

(MN regular but NC as this could be outing.)

A facebook "friend" posted this today regarding her 20 week scan/for her public (FB) gender reveal:

Found out I'll be enjoying two cocks in me, at my leisure for the next handful of months...or I should say one constantly...and two at my leisure.

VOM FACE
Shock Shock Shock

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MrLovebucket · 13/09/2017 21:23

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AIBU to be disgusted?
hmcAsWas · 13/09/2017 21:25

What sort of comments has she had to her status then?

LongWavyHair · 13/09/2017 21:25

Absolutely disgusting. Who even talks like that???

Katedotness1963 · 13/09/2017 21:25

I agree with PollyFlint

LaurieFairyCake · 13/09/2017 21:26

That is some DARK humour Grin

FrancisUnderwood · 13/09/2017 21:29

That's teeth itchingly creepy.

LaContessaDiPlump · 13/09/2017 21:30

Eurgh. I did find it amusing that I had a willy in there (twice) but not in a 'Got cock?' way!!!

ChickenVindaloo2 · 13/09/2017 21:30

Well I'll go against the grain and say I think it's quite funny! I do love a gross joke though!

TestingTestingWonTooFree · 13/09/2017 21:34

Yuk

MissAlabamaWhitman · 13/09/2017 21:35

It's the sort of thing I imagine Katie Price might say I have a soft spot for her but I'd imagine it's for shock value.
Is your friend a rampant attention seeking, possibly rather emotionally damaged narcissist?
If so, fair enough I suppose.

I've heard worse.

Dustbunny1900 · 13/09/2017 21:37

I believe it. As gross as it is, she's hardly the first to make that joke

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 13/09/2017 21:37

Yik, it's nasty.

bookwormsforever · 13/09/2017 21:37

Goodness me. When I was pg with Ds I didn't even think about his genitals being beside me. I was just happy to be pg with a baby.

Localcatlady · 13/09/2017 21:37
Hmm
raviolidreaming · 13/09/2017 21:39

one constantly...and two at my leisure

That doesn't even make sense.

Subtlecheese · 13/09/2017 21:40

A laughingly said "i grew a pair" to my ex boss / friend who used to hate her manager constantly using the grow a pair phrase during work conversations.

Subtlecheese · 13/09/2017 21:41

Two at my leisure, she has two partners?

MsWanaBanana · 13/09/2017 21:43

Didn't happen. If you manage to post on here, you know how to screenshot. Don't believe it

Xeneth88 · 13/09/2017 21:43

It's not brilliant and is pretty grim but it's not worthy of reporting to her GP or midwife. Seriously!

MargotLovedTom1 · 13/09/2017 21:45

Why did a few pp think it was funny to think/say they had a 'willie' in them when pg with a boy? It's not all that different, apart from the coarser language, and not splashing it over FB.

Hawkmoth · 13/09/2017 21:45

Well I thought it would cross a line into someone that might need a bit of support with the realities of having a baby...

diddl · 13/09/2017 21:47

"one constantly...and two at my leisure"

Eh??

I'm guessing that the one is the baby-who are the two??

ProfessorCat · 13/09/2017 21:48

Ew.

Xeneth88 · 13/09/2017 21:48

@Hawkmoth Oh behave, it's a badly worded Facebook status by someone that probably thought it was misjudged humour. Seriously meet a Kirby.

Sugarcoma · 13/09/2017 21:49

It's a sex reveal, not a gender reveal.