My assistant at work. Bloody woman annoys the hell out of me. Doesn't stop talking from dawn to dusk, I can't imagine how her husband stands living with her. She's always ill. Every day. Fed up with her telling me she has a bad leg, painful foot, sore throat, asthma, vomiting bug, another cold, must be 'flu, got backache...headache...ear ache....odd heart beats...swollen veins....cancerous lumps...... When she isn't working she's popping down to the doctors. Or the physio. Or the chiropractor... they must groan when they see her coming.
She makes mistakes at work which I have to sort out. Every week. Sometimes every day. She also tells people what to do and confuses them, even though she isn't their manager. Every new idea the staff team comes up with, she doesn't agree with and objects to. And when things go well she has a moan and a complain about that too.
I do not want to be friends with her, despite her hints and her comments about how she would like it. I am happy to be a kind and considerate manager but I am not her friend. We share no common interests. Her only other topic of conversation, apart from illness and complaints, is her relatives. And most of them are ill too. Or dying. And I do not care whether her neice's daughter who is friends with the lady up the road is dying, nor am I interetsed in the hospital visit of her uncle's cousin twice removed.....
SHUT THE FUCK UP WOMAN!!!!!!
Aaaah, that felt really good....I like this thread....!