WIBU to tell the neighbour kid to fuck off

[HerRoyalFattyness]

Disclaimer for those who need it: I wouldn't actually tell a kid to fuck off

Today I am ill. I woke this morning and was sick. A lot. It hasn't passed. So I've phoned work to tell them I'm sick.
All good.
The kids dad decides to take the kids out for a bit so I can sleep.
My oldest is 8. His friend from over the road saw them leaving.
4 fucking times in the last hour and a half this child has knocked on my bastard door, meaning I can't sleep.
I've told him repeatedly that DS1 will be out once he's home and that I will get him to call for him.
Argh! As I'm typing, he's knocked again.

WIBU to yell out of my bedroom window "fuck off, I'm not well and want to sleep, go find some other poor sod to bug"

I wrote a reply earlier, thanking everyone for their support in listening to/reading my rant. But I lost it when my phone died.
So I convinced the kids dad to take them all (neighbour kid included) to the park and I have slept! Feeling a bit better now.

Poor you OP. Glad you feel a bit better.

Oh Fatty what a nightmare, you're a lovely lady, which is why they all come to yours, I have the same problem (haven't been so lovely to them today )

I'm glad you feel a bit better, hope it passes pdfq.

bastard

I phoned work.
"how do you feel about coming in tomorrow?"
"I reckon I'll be ok"
"oh, well actually, best not in case you're still contagious. Come in on thursday"

Oh well. Another day to spend with the terrors.