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Child genius on ch 4 - wtf?! (Lighthearted)

94 replies

Sleeplessinguiltyness · 14/08/2017 20:26

What is even the point?! I just don't get it!

Just seems like a load of pushy parents living through their kids, memorising random words I have never even heard of!

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Sleeplessinguiltyness · 14/08/2017 20:28

And this poor lad is not being watched by his mum as she's recovering in intensive care, I mean whaaaat??

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rabbitcakes · 14/08/2017 20:31

My child should be on this. Has learned the art of pushing ALL my buttons and isn't even 1.5. That's proper genius.

rabbitcakes · 14/08/2017 20:34

The parents are psychopaths and the kids will be in therapy by 16. That's my professional (wine fuelled) opinion.

Sleeplessinguiltyness · 14/08/2017 20:37

rabbit now that's genius!

I just don't understand the point of learning to spell obscure words

Another language, more advanced stuff if they are interested, but just spelling words that I (at the grand age of 35, with a good degree from reputable university, and a professional career) have no idea of the meaning.... me no understand!

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EssentialHummus · 14/08/2017 20:38

Watching. There are probably two kids on there who are brainbox types who love learning obscure things and enjoy the process for its own sake. Everyone else... pushy parent central.

rabbitcakes · 14/08/2017 20:38

I got one of the Latin fruit questions right.

I'm proud as fuck :p

RainbowJack · 14/08/2017 20:39

Ooooh is it back? I love that series.

bookworm14 · 14/08/2017 20:40

It's awful. These parents want performing monkeys, not children.

There's nothing wrong with loving learning, clearly, but this isn't about learning for the love of it - it's just party tricks.

rabbitcakes · 14/08/2017 20:43

Why are they all in suits?!! This is nuts.

I'm going to give my kid chocolate and pj's tomorrow to balance this shit out.

viques · 14/08/2017 20:48

Poor Oscar, mum in hospital and he doesn't want to go home crying.

I am rooting for him in the tie break, sorry Madison, sorry Tyler's awful pushy mother, but I am invested in Oscar, who seems to be a poppet.

EmmaJR1 · 14/08/2017 20:49

I'm raging at Tyler's Mum and Olivia and Fabio's Mum! Horrid women! Talk about making your children feel inadequate!

KatnissMellark · 14/08/2017 20:53

Hahahahahhaahajah at the guy who thinks his kid is on a par with Einstein and Hawkins. My 5 month old can crawl already, doesn't make him Usain fucking Bolt

KatnissMellark · 14/08/2017 20:53

It mostly makes him a pain in the arse Grin

Hulababy · 14/08/2017 20:54

Googling suggests that the children are given a list of spellings, and revision notes for key topics - so its a memory test really I guess, rather than anything else.

rabbitcakes · 14/08/2017 20:56

Maddison is irritating. No kid loves maths more than sweets.

All smacks of lunatic parents.

AlexanderHamilton · 14/08/2017 20:57

One of dd's good friends was on this a few years ago. He idea her parents weren't overly enthusiastic. She was a loves to read & research obscure subjects for the fun of it type of girl. A bit eccentric.

The main thing I remember was how lots of people on the internet ripped apart her personal appearance!

Fekko · 14/08/2017 20:59

I stopped watching this circus last series.

There's usually a few absolute poppets, some lovely parents - but a load more horrid children and foul, awful pushy parents.

EmmaJR1 · 14/08/2017 21:00

I actually LOL at the dad who said his family are high achievers because he played table tennis for his local council... 😂

Fekko · 14/08/2017 21:01

I won an art competition in primary 2. I'm Picasso!

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OvariesBeforeBrovaries · 14/08/2017 21:11

AlexanderHamilton (love the name Grin ) is that Eleanor? She always sticks in my memory, so intelligent and unafraid to be herself without having awful pushy parents. I was really rooting for her when I watched that series and you could tell her mum was so nervous for her.

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DuchessofManchester · 14/08/2017 21:13

I got two spellings right! polishes medal

AlexanderHamilton · 14/08/2017 21:19

Yes, lovely girl.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 14/08/2017 21:21

I always want all of the kids to do well, I hate to see any of them upset. Some of their parents though....