What is the naughtiest thing you've ever done?

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Mine - not indicating to turn left at a t-junction at the end of a quiet country lane because nobody was behind me

I'm so dull

Are you Theresa May finally coming clean? Can you not live with the running through the wheatfield lie?

Damn you, you rumbled me in just one post.

You're good

I honestly don't think I could name just one
Mine would be like Top 10

I'm in a Friends With Benefits situation with my ex bf's mate... while my ex wants us to reconcile...

I'm going to Hell

Is this a joke??! You've seriously never done anything more 'naughty' than not indicated to nobody??

I have done bloody Shitloads of naughty stuff Vue vote proud of any of it so obviously not going to post here because I don't want to be flamed but genuinely can't understand why you'd start a thread with absolutely nothing??

hell that's not naughty, just a bit tactless!

It's all I can think of at the moment I probably can't remember what I did when I was drunk

Thats not actually naughty. Its an unnecessary signal if there is no one around you to signal to and indicates that you arnt fully aware of your surrounding. Try again

Come on, op! You've got to give more than efficient driving technique if you want people to open up and admit they stole a fake dog poo from the joke stall in the indoor market when they were 8.

and there was me thinking that it indicated nothing

OK, I once did something unmentionable -ish- to be STBX's cup of soup.

^ ish

And dont think im boring for knowing that. I only know because i recently had to attend a driver education course for speeding through a red light

Intentionally naughty: Not much blackmailed the OW, speeding, not handed in money I have found, switched identities with my twin.

Unintentionally: much bigger list! Driving without tax, driving without insurance. Theft.

Worst has been since I moved to the USA. Spent the day doing admin stuff, going into school, going to the bank etc. Got home realized I had my handgun in my handbag. It's illegal to carry a gun into pretty much every building I had been in that day. I genuinely forgot it was in there

User, come on over to the other Naughty thread.
There's loads of ideas.

Frustrated - I'm not known for my tact 😂

I once had sex up against the gates of a Jehovas Witness Kingdom Hall. I was young. What can I tell you?

I seduced and slept with my high school biology teacher, It was amazing I still fantasise about it to this day.

Had to name change for this.
I'm having an affair with my sister's husband.

Well...there was this wheat field right...

I use to be a kids rep abroad for a popular holiday company.

Our welcome session we got all the kids to say "name, age, naughtiest thing their parents had ever done"

OMG the stories

My favourite was the Dad that had poked the broom through the cat flap - I have no idea why! Anyway he tripped up his mother and the lad told us he'd been sworn to secrecy ever since as man wasn't to know her ds was responsible for her broken hip.

I actually ordered a starter in Harvester & didn't choose the free salad

Smash the system!

Hiding bones in the neighbour's flower beds. I like to picture them finding them, and start hearing "midsomer murder" theme song in my head

When I was sixteen I stayed with a penfriend on the outskirts of Paris. Her father was teaching her to drive. I already knew how to drive a car, so he asked if I wanted to try. So, at sixteen, I drove around Paris in my friend's father's car, no driving licence, no insurance. At one point a police van drew up next to us at the traffic lights, but they didn't look twice at us and just carried on.

namechangeneed ouch! For real?
How did that come about?

I got out of bed with one man to go on a date with another who I would have also happily shagged given half the chance