What is the naughtiest thing you've ever done?

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Mine - not indicating to turn left at a t-junction at the end of a quiet country lane because nobody was behind me

I'm so dull

namechangeneed was he a Premier League unnamed footballer by chance?

Really namechanged

You're a right catch

I once got caught short at work and did a poo in the men's (it was nearer)