Was just stroking my cats yesterday and saw a few fleas. Obviously panicked, and ordered a shit load of flea stuff from amazon, comes tomorrow. They're kittens, and haven't been out yet, but one escaped when I opened the door for literally five seconds - I guess she caught them then 
Woke up this morning and they're fucking everywhere. Spent all day trying to keep the cats off the sofa etc and DDs been really full on and was so looking forward to going to bed away from all the little critters.
Just walked into my room (doors been closed, cats are never allowed in there) and my room is bloody infested. There was FIVE on my foot in 30 seconds. They're on my bed. It's fucking rank. I literally don't know how I'm going to sleep in there.
Obvs worried about DD but not seen any bites on her or her itching, so that's good but she's only 2 so doesn't have the psychological ick like I do.
Also feel bad for the little kittens, they must be really uncomfortable. Looking forward to getting their medicine tomorrow for them. Tried to bathe them with baby shampoo as I read that that can help - that was traumatic for all involved.
Googled and some people say it takes weeks to get rid of them! Weeks!! Wtf!! I feel sick. I'm just in the bath with DD (the only place we're safe) and I never want to get out 
AIBU to sleep in the garden tonight? Seriously tempted to.