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Welcome!
- Do you fancy a (virtual) fun day out?
- Your interactive input needed: ideas/ pics/ suggestions of what we could add or improve upon...
So far, we have:
- Various vehicles (see pics in 2nd post below) to suit personal tastes
(including sedate and quiet/ singalong/ loud and raucous party bus (no discrimination from us, though: decibel-lovers [incl. metal heads/ extreme punk/ electronicore etc]. get your own 100% soundproof section...we want you too)/ family-friendly/ dog-and-pet friendly/ dog-and-pet free/ mixture of a few for the brave ).
- Return day-trip to seaside? And/ or other places voted on by group?
(Mablethorpe very popular!
Somewhere on a county border for Devon vs Cornwall scones battle was also in the running).
- Coach Singalong Playlist: ongoing. Your suitable(!) nominations welcome - any genre, any era, must have melody for group singing.
- On-board Music and Entertainments Directors
(includes dramatic readings/ poetry for the quieter...drinking games for the rowdy).
Will C&P list so far, from other thread, when get time.
Add-ons definitely include:
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STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY GLAMPING (yurts/ luxury bedding/ wood-fired hot tubs/ campfire entertainment (plus party field well away from light sleepers) / on-site masseur/ chef...and possible excursions to assist hassled fellow MNers attempting to organise CFHens).
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ADJOINING FAMILY-FRIENDLY GLAMPING (as above, minus hen party element. Added child-appropriate activities/ all baby and toddler equipment provided/ bedtime story sessions etc...)
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REGULAR NOFRILLS CAMPING_,
For those who prefer a more basic tent...even erect your own, if that's what floats your boat.
(Decent waterproofing and top-notch 'facilities' guaranteed).
Those accommodating pets to be safely distanced away from non-animal types.
- Coach Trip (and camping/ Glamping) ticket price: FREE!
(That's right: it costs you nothing. Nada. Zero. And entitles you to complimentary, delicious refreshments provided by talented MNers (and a bottle of Guinness, to boot).
Added regional food/ drink with pictures a bonus.
A benign eye will be turned to sneaky, stashed booze for the bad influences at the back...as long as not disruptive to other passengers.
(Party bus: anything within reason goes; like-minded souls safely contained together, and rules made accordingly BY YOU!).
- All vehicles modified to be wheelchair accessible, and are induction-looped. We will do our best to adapt to unmet needs.
- All vehicles have on-board loo/ make frequent 'comfort stops'.
- Children's fun bus(es) (see pic) staffed by kindly, highly qualified Nannies, familiar with additional needs and disabilities.
On-board sensory room.
Thus all parents can HAVE A BREAK, TOO.
Special pass entitles them to hop between whichever vehicles they may choose, child-free...imagine.
A few reminders
This Coach Trip is an off-shoot from:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2990400-New-neighbour-using-my-private-garden?pg=1
(and 9, yes, count them, 9, subsequent threads: summary/ shortcuts:
trello.com/b/Mh00lwZH/the-cfns-tale-of-the-listed-building
but intended to work mainly as a standalone idea, equally accessible to newcomers completely unfamiliar.
PLEASE NOTE, HOWEVER, WHILST CONTINUING THE FUN, SUPPORTIVE, IMAGINATIVE, WARM ATMOSPHERE, THIS NEW "COACH TRIP" THREAD IS NOT A TAAT. STRICTLY NOT THE APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR DISCUSSION OF/ SPECULATION ABOUT PEOPLE OR CIRCUMSTANCES RELEVANT TO THOSE 10 THREADS...MNHQ WILL DELETE SUCH POSTS.
The Coach Management (one seriously terrifying, humourless jobsworth and her clipboard) reserves the right to eject from the vehicle(s) (or at least strap to the roof rack/ lock in the luggage compartment) any PITAs intent on ruining it for the rest of us. It's lighthearted FUN, people! Just one tiny corner of MN...you're free to explore the rest of it and leave us to our delusions. 