To hate people who take the piss out of antenatal threads

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everyone kept saying about twins to me with both of mine, dd was born 6lb 14 and ds was 7lb, and i was huge !

Mossie - I can't offer any real advice, but it's bound to be a sign - how exciting!
Obviously better than raspberry leaf, sex and curry is coming onto MN to moan about being overdue - I will have to remember that one!

I hate that - I have quite a neat bump compared to last time and theres this stick insect mother at the school gates and she keeps looking at me in shock - shes been like a gumball machine and popped out three babies and then went back to her size 6 jeans and she said "is it twins, are you sure you have your dates right blah blah blah"

Have to say I meant katys profile is my fave with her sweetly innocent pre baby grape comments bless her! But yours is great too mossie

My bump was huge at 26weeks but doesnt seem to have got that much bigger since
37+3 now and he seems to be moving away from my pelvis

Pmsl at Katy's grape-eating elephant photo!

loove the elephant pic katy!!!

Ooh thank you all! Do you not think I need to invest in some good anti wrinkle cream?

Oh, and I noticed a lady eating grapes in the supermarket the other day - she wasn't being discreet, just doing it in full view of the staff. Has grape-munching been downgraded in the illegality stakes?

I love ante natal threads!

Poor you Mossie, speaking as the last of the December lot to pop I feel your pain. Just put your feet up and eat chocolate. Oh and if you get to 42 weeks go to an aqua natal class and scare all the newbies its great fun!

Hello Katy! We've been a bit quiet at B&B past couple of weeks so we clearly need some new blood soon!

Hi Indith - oooh, I might come next week, is it Tue morning or afternoon? Am meant to be at work in the morning (voluntarily as on ML) but might go before or after or something.
How is William?

Is it at St Cuthbert's?

Yup St Cuths up North Road. Tuesday morning 10-12. I'm in the lakes next week but I'm sure having a bump there will give people somthing other than sleep and vomit to talk about!

William is grumpy and tired and in pain. Methinks sharp horrible things are poking around in his gums poor thing. Ah well he is asleep now.

How are you doing? When is it you are due?

Wow, teeth already??
I'm fine thanks, due on the 23rd.
If you're not going then I don't think I will, have said I'll be in work that morning anyway, so it can probably wait.
And wouldn't want to be the only 'bump' - I'd feel daft!

i dare you to start this thread in the ante-natal section.

I know but there are def sharp bits where there were no sharp bits! Not come through yet thankfully but his dad cut his first teeth at 3 months

You shall def have to come as a bump the week after though. Think a few people find it less dauting to come with the baby if they've been before!

katy! don't keep bumpng this, they'll start on us again

Oh I think this one was fairly tame as they go!
Should we go back to the meet up thread Indith? I noticed there was another one planned - did that happen?

Moving over!

I love the AN threads, im on Sep. So glad there is a dec one now!

I reckon all those who have a problem with the AN threads have problems probably related to NOT being part of those threads .